Jon Doe's definitions

Bel Air

Or Blair as Bmorians like to call it. A place, located in the middle of no where but the people think they run the world, full of rich families and their rich kids who all drive convertables. The Harford mall is the hang-out spot(that no one seems to remember pre-GAP) for the mall rats in middle school. When you hit high school, this can be upgraded to the Plaza, aka the parking lot between McD's and Superfresh. This usually doesnt last long, until you are all kicked out to Wawa down the street. There is nothing to do in this town, except smoke pot and have sex. Harford county is the number 2 county in the nation for growing pot, and its not a suprise. There is some kid everyother house who gorws pot either hiding it from their parents, or smoking it with them.
Next time you come to Bel Air, knock on a random door to score some home grown weed(if they don't, try the next door) and bang their mom. It's ok, you are in Bel Air.

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by jon doe May 13, 2005

Slave

1. S&M term to describe the submissive or submissives.

2. Human property.

3. Setting on a secondary hard disk drive, CD-Rom, etc.

1. You know the punishment for trying escape from your cage! On you knees slave, this is going to hurt.

2. Shaniqua thinks she's entitled to extra welfare because her great great great graddaddy was a slave.

3. I set the jumper on the back of the drive to slave and hooked it up on the IDE cable, but Windows still will not recognize it.

by Jon Doe September 2, 2003

crunk

To be buzzing like a bee, and spinning like a tornado.

I was so crunky last night, I had no idea what was going on.

by Jon Doe January 20, 2004

busted bitch

A female who does not take care of her appearance.

Krystal is a poor ass, busted bitch

by Jon Doe November 15, 2006

corporate slave

The people who make the business worldf go round and round, without them executives might actually have to do something besides make rules to make it more difficult for the slaves under them to do their job. Corporate slaves are easily identifiable by the vacant look in their eyes as they are always overworked, underpaid and underappreciated.

Mary was just another corporate slave until she discovered that by screwing her boss and then blackmailing him with telling his wife she could easily move up the corporate ladder and become a slave driver.

by Jon Doe September 9, 2003

shit hit

That last hit in the bottom of a well used bowl of marijuana, usually tastes like ass and leaves a long term shitty taste in the mouth.

Repack the fucking bowl! I just got the shit hit...

by Jon Doe September 1, 2003

cipe

one who posseses the skill to dominate three women at once in bed

The pimp was definatly a cipe because those women looked happy.

by Jon Doe January 27, 2005