Jon Doe's definitions

Alfred Ashford

A very freaky character from Resident Evil Code: Veronica who dresses up as a girl and has a very high pitched voice.

"You're just a rat caught in my trap, Claire Redfeild! *insert weird girlish-like laugh*"

by Jon Doe April 10, 2004

Slave

1. S&M term to describe the submissive or submissives.

2. Human property.

3. Setting on a secondary hard disk drive, CD-Rom, etc.

1. You know the punishment for trying escape from your cage! On you knees slave, this is going to hurt.

2. Shaniqua thinks she's entitled to extra welfare because her great great great graddaddy was a slave.

3. I set the jumper on the back of the drive to slave and hooked it up on the IDE cable, but Windows still will not recognize it.

by Jon Doe September 2, 2003

busted bitch

A female who does not take care of her appearance.

Krystal is a poor ass, busted bitch

by Jon Doe November 15, 2006

crunk

To be buzzing like a bee, and spinning like a tornado.

I was so crunky last night, I had no idea what was going on.

by Jon Doe January 20, 2004

Bel Air

Or Blair as Bmorians like to call it. A place, located in the middle of no where but the people think they run the world, full of rich families and their rich kids who all drive convertables. The Harford mall is the hang-out spot(that no one seems to remember pre-GAP) for the mall rats in middle school. When you hit high school, this can be upgraded to the Plaza, aka the parking lot between McD's and Superfresh. This usually doesnt last long, until you are all kicked out to Wawa down the street. There is nothing to do in this town, except smoke pot and have sex. Harford county is the number 2 county in the nation for growing pot, and its not a suprise. There is some kid everyother house who gorws pot either hiding it from their parents, or smoking it with them.
Next time you come to Bel Air, knock on a random door to score some home grown weed(if they don't, try the next door) and bang their mom. It's ok, you are in Bel Air.

Will Millete Will Millete Will Millete Will Millete

by jon doe May 13, 2005

Mop top

long shaggy haircut

the kids pointed and laughed at the mop top august

by jon doe May 27, 2003

fetch

The word that really hot girl from Mean Girls was trying to make slang for cool, awesome, or good.
"OMG, thats so fetch!"

ok, stop trying to make fetch work, it doesn't, and it won't!!!

<sry, lol, had to do it, lol...>

by jon doe May 13, 2005