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Monkey Fuck

A drink made with rum, kahlua, and banna liquer
by jon March 30, 2003
mugGet the Monkey Fuckmug.

The 80s

Horribly overrated time period. I know, I was born in 1990, so I wouldn't know what the eighties were like. But seriously, I hate it when people my age reminisce about eighties topics or claim that they are "children of the eighties".

Kickass heavy metal music, though.
I watched "I Love the 80s" on VH1. I am an EIGHTIES EXPERT!!!!!1!!!11!!!!!!1
by Jon January 17, 2005
mugGet the The 80smug.

cogitating

To take carefull thought of, to ponder think
I'm so totally not cogitating
by Jon January 18, 2004
mugGet the cogitatingmug.

cuezick

person who loves to eat bacon constantly everyday
cuezick eats bacon

What a fuckin cuezick
by JoN March 21, 2003
mugGet the cuezickmug.

Cuiab

''See you in a bit''
Msn:
Right dude CUIAB
by Jon November 3, 2004
mugGet the Cuiabmug.

hai

An asian who is not good at normal asian activities.
Man, Hai sucks at math.
by jon February 12, 2004
mugGet the haimug.

blimpkin

the exact same act as a blumpkin, except with full service...ie. a rimjob is given after the initial blowjob and defecation is complete.
by jon September 16, 2003
mugGet the blimpkinmug.

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