Jon's definitions

Monkey Fuck

A drink made with rum, kahlua, and banna liquer

Jamaican Monkey Fuck, Please.

by jon March 30, 2003

The 80s

Horribly overrated time period. I know, I was born in 1990, so I wouldn't know what the eighties were like. But seriously, I hate it when people my age reminisce about eighties topics or claim that they are "children of the eighties".

Kickass heavy metal music, though.

I watched "I Love the 80s" on VH1. I am an EIGHTIES EXPERT!!!!!1!!!11!!!!!!1

by Jon January 17, 2005

cogitating

To take carefull thought of, to ponder think

I'm so totally not cogitating

by Jon January 18, 2004

cuezick

person who loves to eat bacon constantly everyday

cuezick eats bacon

What a fuckin cuezick

by JoN March 21, 2003

Cuiab

''See you in a bit''

Msn:
Right dude CUIAB

by Jon November 3, 2004

hai

An asian who is not good at normal asian activities.

Man, Hai sucks at math.

by jon February 12, 2004

blimpkin

the exact same act as a blumpkin, except with full service...ie. a rimjob is given after the initial blowjob and defecation is complete.

by jon September 16, 2003