Jon's definitions

awesomely

To do something in a manner or method which is awesome.

Dude, there are tons of free virus scanners on the web that work awesomely.

by Jon March 2, 2004

soup sandwich

A sandwich that is to be eaten with a soup.

We had spagehtti O's and a soup sandwich.

by Jon October 27, 2003

feet first

previously on tuesday nights at camden palace the best night out full of cool people were everyone was off their face on ecstacy, with sick cotches to chill.

man lets get everyone down feet first this week its gonna be totally nuts

by jon December 5, 2004

sweat body

smelly person, person who sweats alot, just really reeks, bad body odor.

Hey sweat body.

by Jon December 31, 2003

Urbandictionary Junkie

a) One who reads Urbandictionary.com altogether too often b) Some loser who feels the need to insult people or vent their anger on Urbandictionary.com

Go outside, you urbandictionary junkie! Your skin is looking quite pale. See also loser

by Jon January 15, 2004

gweedo

typically from new jersey, an italian who commonly uses way too much hair gel and has many homosexual tendancies, even though they pronounce themselves straight. commonly found in clubs and bars surrounded by gross easy chicks

"That fudgepacking gweedo is bout to get a foot up his ass."

by jon June 9, 2004

Randy Orton

To be really cool, and then suddenyl turn "not cool".

Comes from WWE Superstar Randy Orton, who used to be a badass heel and have some decent matches. But since his un-deserved Heavyweight Title reign, he started to have lame matches and have some really suckass matches.

Did you see Larry? Look at that Orton. He used to be so cool. But now that he hit the Panama Red, he's less cool.

by Jon January 17, 2005