Jon's definitions

cheeses of nazareth

The pathetic excuse for humor, the annoyance of one's own opinion to state utterance of what he cannot comprehend.

Cheeses of Nazareth are Cheeto's made in Nazareth, plus it is known as sarcasum of what religion has portrayed as a negitive effect upon society for many, many years.

This however does not excuse the first definition on this page. The guy who wrote that is just an ignorant bastard.

"Cheeses of Nazareth taste better then american cheeto's." "Yeah, they do, and that reminds me of the BS religion has done to our country, world. Someone should do something about the misinformation of societies common knowledge."

by Jon January 8, 2004

wxz

An idiot on MSN. He don't know shit.

Wxz: Hum, what shall i do after i have installed windows?

by jon July 9, 2004

whiteford

A great man

the creator of the world

by jon December 2, 2003

dirst

Combinaton of dust and dirt.

Man, there was dirst all over that stuff in the shed out back.

by Jon May 13, 2005

suck

to slerp on

wanna suck on this?

by jon March 4, 2003

Foo Fighters

1.A name for a UFO during World War II.

Wow their's a big Foo Fighters

by Jon October 15, 2003

Sockator

Noun. Person who uses a sock when having sex instead of a condom.

"Hey Chris, do u have protection?"
"Sure baby, I've got my sock on."
(Chris is sockator)

by Jon May 9, 2003