Jon's definitions

purple nurple

the act of twisting on the nurple very painfully until it is bruised (purple)

Kyle got tied up to a chair and got triple purple nurple on each nurple from his older sister and friends. Then he went crying ot his other older sister who did the exact same thing with her friends.

by Jon November 24, 2003

Sacramento Kings

A) Team in California ran by the three point shooting of Peja Stojakovic!

B) Team in which will never get to the nba championship.

Stojakovic hits the game winning three for the Sacramento Kings....

by Jon July 27, 2004

sweats

Expression of mild exasperation with regard to an incident of some minor but unwanted personal consequence.

That sweats.

by Jon December 26, 2003

Jaberwalk

Someone who tends to suicide in video games often killing everyone around them.

Bob has a rocket launcher and walks up to his enemies and fires killing everyone around him in a mass Jaberwalk

by Jon December 7, 2003

flippin' lousy

The Beatles, according to Pete Townshend, circa 1966.

"If you listen to only the backing track of The Beatles without their voices, it's flippin' lousy."

by Jon June 30, 2005

patouhas

Greek God. Oh man, a Patouhas is just amazing at anything and everything.

Wow, that's so good that it's almost Patouhas good.

by Jon April 23, 2005

Icthius

Superhero who happens to post on the internet.

Posts on the internets.

by Jon December 29, 2004