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Definitions by Jon 

The part between your asshole and your balls.
Gooch by Jon March 18, 2003

Poon Tang 

A slang term for a pussy.-
Poon Tang by Jon March 18, 2003
To announce to those surrounding you that you have grown an Instant Boner
Guy: Yo , look at that bitch, what you think?

Me: Lets just say, SHWING!
Shwing by Jon March 10, 2003
to slerp on
suck by jon March 4, 2003
The Recording Industry Association of American. A bunch of useless twunts who will be first against the wall when the post-scarcity revolution comes.
Fuck the RIAA.
RIAA by Jon February 22, 2003

computer-nerd 

often refering to some guy that MIGHT wear glasses but usual is HOT AND SEXY (like me)
computer-nerd by Jon February 11, 2003
To ruin someones game or cause someone to lose status in front of their peers
Johnny talking to his hot neighbor: He baby, whatcha doing tonight?
Johnny's Grandma calling from the house: Johnny, come help gram-gram with her colostomy bag.
Me: Damn, Johnny just got wrecked!
wrecked by Jon February 7, 2003