Johnson's definitions

the presidents of the united states america

the best band ever!

The presidents of the united states are a good band!

by JOHNSON September 15, 2003

Leroy Brown

1. n/v(depends on usage) When u have eaten many a fast food burrito, or any food that gives u the mad floobs, or anything that makes u take an uber chinchilla(one submitted my Pace the all knowing), and u kno u have some massive browness building up in ur colon so u run to the bathroom. When u get there, u find the door is locked, so u bust it down, only to find someone else taking a dump. So u sit on his/her head and consume his body through your anus. After this, u take a dump w/ includes ur fast food burritos and the perosn u comsumed analy. At this point, ur friend looks like a black dude from being in ur colon and all, so u call this shit a 'Leroy Brown'.
2. n My black fried from school. Good guy.
3. n To take a shit to massive, u are able to take it out of the toilet and form a black dude from the poop. This black dude poop sculpture is known as a Leroy Brown

1. Holy shit dude i just fuckin Leroy Browned Johnny.

2. Hey Leroy, whats up man.

3. Dude check this Leroy Brown i just made! INSANE!

by johnson September 3, 2004

Qatar

A generally small bich pretty wealthy country on the northern side of Saudi Arabia. It is not oil rich but makes most of its income in Military Base uses. Many countries use its bases due to strategic location such as the US, UK, Poland, and even its own army.
Capital: Doha

No one on the news pronounces Qatar correctly.

by JOHNSON November 10, 2003

polytarp

A weird-ass Canadian.

Shit, the polytarp is fucking strange.

by Johnson November 29, 2004

Nilesh

An alien, snob wannabe...a.k.a. LOSER. An inconsiderate loser who has nothing better to do then brag and boast about a piece of crap gameboy advance..that isnt even SP. Also commonly refered to as...Tha Thanksgiving Basher.

"this is a very rare device",said Jason
"stop being such a damn Nilesh jay" says john

by Johnson January 27, 2004

shebang

The entire, the whole; the whole part of. the whole enchilada

If I win, I get the whole shebang.

by johnson October 19, 2003

Microsoft Works

Um...no it doesn't.

"Microsoft Works is the world's greatest oxymoron."

by johnson December 19, 2003