Johnson's definitions

anthrax

the best heavy metal band to ever play

i went to an anthrax concert

by JOHNSON September 14, 2003

Stickyface

The act of ejaculating into a sock and smacking someone in the face with it.

Dude, Kyle totally gave Tim a stickyface this morning.

"I DUEL YOU! *smack*"

by Johnson March 7, 2003

Homestar Jr.

A veggie burger, with olive eyes with red pupils, and a big leafy smile.

Put that fweaking sandwich down!

by Johnson March 29, 2003

shebang

The entire, the whole; the whole part of. the whole enchilada

If I win, I get the whole shebang.

by johnson October 19, 2003

Nilesh

An alien, snob wannabe...a.k.a. LOSER. An inconsiderate loser who has nothing better to do then brag and boast about a piece of crap gameboy advance..that isnt even SP. Also commonly refered to as...Tha Thanksgiving Basher.

"this is a very rare device",said Jason
"stop being such a damn Nilesh jay" says john

by Johnson January 27, 2004

rtm

acronym for Ruining The Mood. When one disrupts the joyous balance in a social situation.

Steve rtm'ed the party by getting drunk and grabbing everyone's asses

by Johnson May 13, 2005

DBP

Duck Billed Platupus.

person 1: 'Dude can i tell u something ive never told anyone before?'
person 2: 'Ya man go ahead.'
person 1: 'When i get lonely I go to Gerald my pet DBP and make sex with it.'
person 2: 'Get the fuck away from me.'

by johnson September 3, 2004