Definitions by Johnson

Homestar Jr.

A veggie burger, with olive eyes with red pupils, and a big leafy smile.

Put that fweaking sandwich down!

Homestar Jr. by Johnson March 29, 2003

XD 

A laughing face. Hey, it's better than lol.

When I was walking to the mall my friends got hit by a car and were killed XD

XD by Johnson March 29, 2003

sphyre

incredibly fucking elite.

Dude, that's so totally sphyre.

sphyre by johnson March 23, 2003

Stickyface 

The act of ejaculating into a sock and smacking someone in the face with it.

Dude, Kyle totally gave Tim a stickyface this morning.

"I DUEL YOU! *smack*"

Stickyface by Johnson March 7, 2003

Balmore 

Ayoh, it's Balmer, huns. >_>

I live in Balmer, Murland and there was a big far down on Norf Abnoo sao the far injuns put it aoyt.

Balmore by Johnson March 5, 2003

Vanilla Coke 

The single grestest consumable product to ever exist.

Ooh, look, a bottle of Vanilla Coke *orgasm*

Vanilla Coke by Johnson February 19, 2003

wankster 

A gangster who never prospers or makes money; especially one that fronts.

You got yo' ass in jail AGAIN?! Damn, boy, you a wankster.

wankster by johnson February 18, 2003