Definitions by Johnny Tats

firestarter 

A man who is so gay that flames shoot out his ass when he farts.

That new janitor is a fucking firestarter.

firestarter by Johnny Tats November 22, 2007

smokin pink taco 

A term used to describe a womans pussy.

She had one tasty smokin pink taco.

smokin pink taco by Johnny Tats November 22, 2007

furr pie 

A very hairy unshaved pussy.

That ho has a furr pie that you can see through her pants.

furr pie by Johnny Tats November 22, 2007

full boat

Term used to describe a woman's VERY hairy pussy. Looks similar to having your cards fanned out in a hand of poker.

I took this cougar home last night and she had one hell of a full boat.

full boat by Johnny Tats November 20, 2007

q-bert 

Slang term for a quarter pound of marijuana.

Meet me at the spot with a q-bert.

q-bert by Johnny Tats October 31, 2007

tikis 

Slang term for heroine.

I nedd a $100 of the bomb tikis.

tikis by Johnny Tats October 31, 2007

plank 

slang term for fucking someone

I took that hottie home last night and planked her.

plank by Johnny Tats October 30, 2007