Johnny Rocketfingers's definitions

Virtual Boy

A video game system that was sold for $20 at Toys 'R' Us about 3 weeks after it came out. Users compained about sore eyes and headaches. Nintendo eventually said "Screw it", and Virtual Boy faded into the Abyss of Lost Consoles.

Virtual Boy was supposed to be the successor to Game Boy, but we all know how that turned out...

by Johnny Rocketfingers November 17, 2003

U're

Newbian for the word you're. Used by people in changing from Newbian to general English.

Phillllllllll used to say "u're" in an attempt to appear grammatically correct, however, he still looked like a fuckwit.

by Johnny Rocketfingers September 17, 2003

b4n

Newbian for "Bye for now".

B4n? What the fuck does that mean? Before noon? Bush for nukes? ...OH! Bye for now. Damn you lazy n00bs.

by Johnny Rocketfingers March 23, 2004

You's

Contraction of you is, a grammatical nightmare. Only used by teh morons and teh 1337.

Flaaron, you's so kwazy!

by Johnny Rocketfingers September 3, 2003

APMO

Internet acronym for "Acronyms Piss Me Off".

Due to the contradictory nature of APMO, it is rarely used. By rarely, I mean never.

by Johnny Rocketfingers November 17, 2003

bundt cake pan

Soon to be a part of Strongbadia. It will contribute to the population tripling.

"So by then it will be...Population: Tire and....Bundt Cake Pan...and Coach Z"

by Johnny Rocketfingers September 29, 2003

Poor Timing

A problem often seen in MSN conversations, between more than 2 people.

Flaaron: Did anyone go outside today? The temperatures were quite... unseasonable.
Ricket: So, today a guy got caught watching another guy take a shower after P.E.
Phil: I KNOW! It was HOT!

by Johnny Rocketfingers December 30, 2003