Definitions by Johnny Rocketfingers

Tandy 400 

The computer Strong Bad answered e-mails with before it exploded. The Tandy gave away several secrets while sitting in the trash. It is now a ghost in Strongbadia.

The Tandy 400 was used for several e-mails after it exploded. It was eventually replaced by the Compy 386.

Tandy 400 by Johnny Rocketfingers September 21, 2003

U're 

Newbian for the word you're. Used by people in changing from Newbian to general English.

Phillllllllll used to say "u're" in an attempt to appear grammatically correct, however, he still looked like a fuckwit.

U're by Johnny Rocketfingers September 17, 2003

an 

A word the average chat room reject has no idea how to use.

Fuckwit123: jhonny ur a ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Johnny: Please refrain from using 43 exclaimation marks to end your sentences. It makes you look like an idiot.

an by Johnny Rocketfingers September 17, 2003

i 

A letter Apple really seems to enjoy putting in front of every single product they sell.

iMac? What the fuck is this shit?
*kicks the expensive paperweight*

i by Johnny Rocketfingers September 17, 2003

asl 

Easily the most annoying newbian acronym. Used by one lazy mother fucker that can't type out "Hey, what's your age, sex and location?"

Generic_moron123: HEY!!!!!!!!!1111 ASL??!??!?!?!1111

Johnny: ATTENTION FUCKTARD: Step away from the computer!

asl by Johnny Rocketfingers September 6, 2003

message board 

A website in which, contrary to the popular beliefs of the newbies, is not a chat room.

Also known as a forum, message boards are much slower than the average chat room.

message board by Johnny Rocketfingers September 6, 2003

You's 

Contraction of you is, a grammatical nightmare. Only used by teh morons and teh 1337.

Flaaron, you's so kwazy!

You's by Johnny Rocketfingers September 3, 2003