Definitions by Johnny B

Panning 

To relax for a long time or to be lazy/tried for a for a certain periodic time.

Often used to described a feeling of being extremely tried.

Can be used to describe boredom as panning is associated whit a lack of Activity.

A word that was created and popularized by the pan society of Ireland. (D.B ,C.M ,D.l J.C)

I went out last night and I got smashed. I spent the whole morning after panning.

I am Absolutely panned.

Stop panning!
Get your pan off my pan !

Panning by Johnny B November 1, 2018

Fucked her to birth 

Fucking a pregnant woman to the point of birth

I hit that shit so hard the I fucked her to birth. That baby came right out with a mushroom stamp on her head.

Fucked her to birth by Johnny b June 13, 2015

side-by-side 

Term for a double-barreled shotgun with the barrels placed side by side instead of on top of each other. Typical shotgun for hunting small game.

yo check out this side-by-side!

side-by-side by Johnny B May 25, 2004

Hot Celtic League Action 

1. Extremely exciting Celtic League matches involving rugby teams from Wales, Scotland and Ireland

2. to have sex

1. "Welcome to Scrum V, we have some Hot Celtic League Action for you tonight, Dragons v Ulster" - Eddie Butler

2. "I had some Hot Celtic League Action last night" - Mick, after shagging a random lady from leeds

Hot Celtic League Action by Johnny B March 18, 2004

blackbird 

1. A type of bird which is all black, often mistaken for a raven
2. A US spyplane which currently holds the record for the highest ceiling and fastest plane ever to fly.

1. Robin: What type of bird is that, Batman?
Batman: That's a blackbird

2. The SR-71 Blackbird took off from the airbase

blackbird by Johnny B March 18, 2004

honey-monster 

a term used to describe two people (usually female) where one is nice looking (the Honey) and the other is ugly (the monster)

Robin: Cor Batman, Look at them two!
Batman: Yes Robin, it's that damn honey-monster theory again!!!

honey-monster by Johnny B March 14, 2004

big ron 

First done by the football (Soccer in the US) commentator "Big Ron" Atkinson (Hence the name), this is the strange phenomenon where a person can talk the biggest load of bullshit ever, yet it makes perfect sense under the circumstances

well done franco, you've just done a "big ron" again

big ron by Johnny B March 14, 2004