Definitions by Johnny / -the Random Prophet

Sybilral 

SYB-IL-RAL : (sib-il-ruhl) {N} A person possessing multiple conflicting and contradicting ideologies and beliefs in the same person, and within the same group and political party. 'Sybilrals' are liberals that agree on everything if they like it; yet argue with everything they don't like or disagree with.. and that is subject to change at anytime if it is gonna benefit them or their schizophrenic everchanging, hostile, disruptive agenda. Any people the Democratic party can manage to recruit cannot be civilized, but 'sybilized'. See 'Sybilization'

The Democratic Party should be called the 'Sybilral' party. Bernie Sanders and radical Socialism have nothing in common with a Democratic Party Democracy if that is, in fact, what the party really wants to represent. Only a 'Sybilral'

or a 'Sybilral' party can have multiple conflicts within oneself.

Sybilral by Johnny / -the Random Prophet February 28, 2020

Fruittigieg 

Fruittigieg (Froot-edge-edge) Noun: A Politician that furthers his career based on sexual preference or sexual orientation. Also the name for the tactic using that same plank in his platform to get an edge on the opponent. A fruittigieg. ie: A Presidential candidate that campaigns on sexual orientation using it as a platform to bolster votes... or describes the action itself.

His political platform is based on his sexual orientation. Who needs to know that? People don't base your Presidential performance on your sexual preference. ... WHAT A FRUITTIGIEG !!! He's trying to get a fruittigieg on his opponents.

Fruittigieg by Johnny / -the Random Prophet January 31, 2020

Soapbox Johnny 

SOAPBOX JOHNNY : (Noun) One that stands and preaches on the proverbial soapbox. Figuratively speaking... of course. A Soapbox Johnny doesn't realize that he's on the soapbox until getting a headache or hearing the sound of his own voice drone on and on. A lot of times, someone else will have to kick it out from under a Soapbox Johnny; again, figuratively speaking. ( Authors note: The phrase, "Standing on a soapbox", originates from the days when speakers would elevate themselves by standing on a wooden crate, originally used for shipment of soap or other dry goods from a manufacturer to a retail store. Often used as a liberal platform for politicians or someone preaching politics.)

There is more to life than dwelling on a rotten world. Appreciate and enjoy Mother Earth and embrace what really matters... Don't be a Soapbox Johnny.

Soapbox Johnny by Johnny / -the Random Prophet October 7, 2019

Chronological Respect

A younger person having respect for an older person that might know more than they do simply by the realization that the older person has been on the planet longer than they have. ... Keep up with me kiddies... Respect for your elders. 'nuff said.

The boy needs to learn some chronological respect.

Chronological Respect by Johnny / -the Random Prophet March 20, 2019

Sacrifice Hit 

A sacrifice hit is taking in and the holding of bong smoke to get another friend high via contact high. Said friend(s) cannot take a direct bong hit because employer could randomly drug test any employee at anytime ...or not.... or maybe said friend has paws or claws instead of hands. This is an unusually high concentrated hit and held in as to possibly cause severe coughing... and possible cottonmouth will result. Have a coca-cola

handy. This hit is taken for sole purpose of getting another person, (cat, dog, parrot, etc.), high, even when sufficiently high one's self. End result being that you may end up more than sufficiently high... You risk being high-wired.

She was worried about a random drug test that may or may not happen tomorrow at work so he gave her a sacrifice hit.

Sacrifice Hit by Johnny / -the Random Prophet February 13, 2019

Kami-Kozby 

KAMI-KOZBY (kom-eh-COSBY)

1. (Verb) Having sex with someone that is unconscious..... doing a Kami-Kozby

2. (Noun) A drink. A predatory drink. A very potent knockout drink. Potent beyond potent... except not lethal. Similar to the mixed drink, the 'Kamikaze', but 10 times the strength. A Kami-Kozby mixed properly; the victim will pass out, become groggy and lifeless and renders them totally vulnerable. The victim should, or will have no memory or recollection of what took place while under the influence of a Kami-Kozby.
3. (verb/adjective) Career suicide.

1. " He must have done a Kami-Kozby on her."
2. " I'll order her a Kami-Kozby and I'll do whatever I want for the rest of the evening."
3 He did a Kami-Kozby to his career."

Kami-Kozby by Johnny / -the Random Prophet December 28, 2018

UNRECOGNIZABLY HIGH 

UNRECOGNIZABLY HIGH: ... so high that your friends don't recognize you. You don't recognize yourself, and you are too stoned to recognize how high that you actually are. You are unrecognizable. You're unrecognizably high.

Antonym: CHEERS "Where everybody knows your name...and they're always glad you came. Ex: NORM ! ! ! (Norm Peterson).

Example: " I don't know him. He's so high, I don't recognize him. He is unrecognizably high. He probably wouldn't recognize his own self in a mirror.

UNRECOGNIZABLY HIGH by Johnny / -the Random Prophet December 17, 2018