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Meaning filled with angst, or of/relating to Edgar Allen Poe, this word originated with art school dorks and eventually made it's way to inner city street gangs.
"Bro, that mothafucka is Poe'd up! Look at his eyeliner!"
"He ain't Poe'd up, mein! He's just a fag!"
by Johnny November 17, 2004
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similar to a blumpkin
Whilst in a bathroom stall with a girl she proceeds to sit down on the toilet and give you a blow job and when you're all finished and she gets up you realize that she was takin a smash
i didn't even realize i was gettin a schlumpkin until she flushed the toilet...
by Johnny May 19, 2004
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telephony term discribing an unsightly half-ass aerial splice or other totally fucked-up repair.
when i arrived at the house and saw the greaseshot and j hook in the tree ,i knew i had just been barted.
by Johnny February 20, 2004
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Find em fuck em forget em!
by Johnny August 8, 2003
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1. One who speaks made up poetry to you while you are sitting in the bathroom.
2. One who writes made up poetry on the bathroom walls.
I am the shithouse poet, as if you didn't know it... I came here to sit and think, but alas all i've done is shit and stink.
by Johnny July 16, 2004
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Other name for Macomb Community College in Warren, MI. Where dropouts and the less intelligent go to college when they can't get in anywhere else.
That pothead will end up at 12 mile high.
by Johnny October 7, 2005
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These bitches are notorious. They be popping niggas from left to right. Like ohhh shit.
Oh shit, its LPK. They gon shoot at us and rape us! AHH SOMEBODY HELP
by Johnny January 7, 2004
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