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sperm burping cock pig

2 cent hore that is so slutty that when she burps sperm is ejected from the mouth(usually pig sperm).
by Johnny February 13, 2004
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Garva

1.) a power hungry peron

2.) One in a position of great authority, but not complete authority, so as to make backhanded insults at those he feels are below him, while keeping his tone at a safe level so as not to upset those in real power.

3.) Uneccessary snootiness or egotcentricity.
"Wow man, Jerry may be the boss' secretary, but he's a real Garva when it comes to TPS reports."
by Johnny April 14, 2006
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cuzzy

A close cousin who will always be by your side, even in difficult times.
No example is needed because no one will use this term ever.
by Johnny March 15, 2005
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haus

by johnny June 1, 2004
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Schwicked

when countless monotonous hours are spent gazing at an online webforum, namely revscene, you try to boost your popularity by beginning to develop words that no one can understand.
guy1 - Have you met those two guys in the photo forum, azn angel and salar?!
guy2 - YEAH! they're fuckin schwicked!
by johnny March 11, 2005
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Schlumpkin

similar to a blumpkin
Whilst in a bathroom stall with a girl she proceeds to sit down on the toilet and give you a blow job and when you're all finished and she gets up you realize that she was takin a smash
i didn't even realize i was gettin a schlumpkin until she flushed the toilet...
by Johnny May 18, 2004
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loced out

The Greatest young rapper of all time. He has the most imaculate flow ever. Listenin Too Loced-Out is a one way ticket too heaven. You can do many things listenin to this guys music. Listenin to this great music is even better then a 3sum with J-Lo and Beyonce.
OMG i juss got done listenin to a Loced-Out. Am i in Heaven yet?
by Johnny March 10, 2005
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