Johnny's definitions

diamondface

Diamond means to sprizz

omg i just got diamond on my face!

by Johnny January 21, 2005

Forget-Me-Now

They’re pills that create a sort of temporary forgettingness. So if somebody finds out how you do a trick, you just give ’em one of these, and they forget the whole thing. It’s a mainstay of the magician’s toolkit, like how clowns always have a rag soaked in ether.

Also known as: Flunitrazepam

To make Rita forget that she was kidnapped, she was given a Forget-Me-Now

by Johnny October 16, 2005

rsh

Recessive Sperm Headache

Johnny had a rsh the other day before he met up with Sarah.

by Johnny May 13, 2005

mccaul

silver haired phrase puncher!

"Get it right.com"

"james your not worth a wank"

by Johnny July 31, 2003

keegan

A huge, floppy, wierd-shapen and overly hairy penis.

Well dude, your dick may be bigger than mine, but at least I don't have a keegan.

by Johnny September 1, 2008

Shnoggy

To recieve, or give an owning. To Shnog someone is to own them.

"You just recieved a shnoggin'"
"Oh, you boys feel the shnoggy on that one?"
"You've been shnogged, biatch"

by Johnny January 12, 2005

rubbered

It must be a less used word.

Means ignored. Blanked. etc

Saw John in town today. He totally rubbered me!

by Johnny October 6, 2004