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Bretto

Rare, one of a kind fuckwit. Usually associated with homosexuality and strange indulgent activities with monkeys.
"Did you see Bretto on the news? He fucks monkeys..."
by Johnny January 12, 2004
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woof

North-West English slang meaning to eat something fast.
He loves that ice-cream, he's woofin' it down!
by Johnny July 3, 2006
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haus

by johnny June 1, 2004
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gollop

North-West English slang meaning to eat something and swallow with a gulp, possibly quickly.
You're such an oinker! Look at him golloping it. Why don't you eat properly?
by Johnny July 3, 2006
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Garva

1.) a power hungry peron

2.) One in a position of great authority, but not complete authority, so as to make backhanded insults at those he feels are below him, while keeping his tone at a safe level so as not to upset those in real power.

3.) Uneccessary snootiness or egotcentricity.
"Wow man, Jerry may be the boss' secretary, but he's a real Garva when it comes to TPS reports."
by Johnny April 14, 2006
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eulogy

the things people say in front of people wen sumone died. u tell people the good things about a person who past away. then u start cryin wen u say it and u make everybudy who listens to it cry.
my frend past away last nite. he was a good person. he never cussed and he never did anythin to hurt anybudy. all he cud do was laf and be happy and make others happy.
by johnny May 13, 2005
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rubbered

It must be a less used word.

Means ignored. Blanked. etc
Saw John in town today. He totally rubbered me!
by Johnny October 6, 2004
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