Johnny's definitions

FLIP

the female gentialia
or
any sexual act that the speaker does not wish to speak of aloud

So we were... erm... doin' the flip...

by Johnny December 8, 2003

deucewaffle

A word that originated in Connecticut, at the high school i go to. The words definition depends on the context: it is used often because it sounds pretty funnny. It can be used as a verb, noun, or adjective. It could mean crappy, sub-par, and in some cases other things, like defecate.

(noun): Dude, this test is a deucewaffle! (this test sucks)

(verb): Alright, i'm gonna go take a deucewaffle. (i'm gonna take a poop)

(adj): Wow, that new girl in school has a deucewaffle face!

by Johnny March 18, 2004

Hamam

The biggest Pimp you can find on your block

Yo, look at that Hamam, you know hes just about to beat that biatch

by johnny March 18, 2003

Schwicked

when countless monotonous hours are spent gazing at an online webforum, namely revscene, you try to boost your popularity by beginning to develop words that no one can understand.

guy1 - Have you met those two guys in the photo forum, azn angel and salar?!
guy2 - YEAH! they're fuckin schwicked!

by johnny March 11, 2005

haus

someone who is cocky, big and strong

mickey is gay!

by johnny June 1, 2004

ganges

The term ganges has it's roots in Dothan,AL. The term is one of many used in the place of 'marijuana'.

"Let's smoke some ganges."
"We're about out of ganges."
"So you're going to start selling ganges?"

by Johnny November 3, 2004

sperm burping cock pig

2 cent hore that is so slutty that when she burps sperm is ejected from the mouth(usually pig sperm).

My good freind Steve Orr

by Johnny February 13, 2004