Johnny's definitions

flop

the male genitalia

He is such a cum-faced flopnocker

by Johnny December 8, 2003

TittyMan

the super hero who plays with his nipples and grabs others nipples and powerbombs them

"oh shit! here comes TittyMan

by johnny April 9, 2003

Shnoggy

To recieve, or give an owning. To Shnog someone is to own them.

"You just recieved a shnoggin'"
"Oh, you boys feel the shnoggy on that one?"
"You've been shnogged, biatch"

by Johnny January 12, 2005

fart master

One who outstinks all others in a fart contest.

The fart master had us all gasping for air.

by Johnny May 18, 2003

keegan

A huge, floppy, wierd-shapen and overly hairy penis.

Well dude, your dick may be bigger than mine, but at least I don't have a keegan.

by Johnny September 1, 2008

rubbered

It must be a less used word.

Means ignored. Blanked. etc

Saw John in town today. He totally rubbered me!

by Johnny October 6, 2004

shiotty

Alternative / slang pronunciation of shitty

I had a shiotty time at my grandma's house last night.

by Johnny February 21, 2004