Johnny's definitions

Forget-Me-Now

They’re pills that create a sort of temporary forgettingness. So if somebody finds out how you do a trick, you just give ’em one of these, and they forget the whole thing. It’s a mainstay of the magician’s toolkit, like how clowns always have a rag soaked in ether.

Also known as: Flunitrazepam

To make Rita forget that she was kidnapped, she was given a Forget-Me-Now

by Johnny October 16, 2005

flop

the male genitalia

He is such a cum-faced flopnocker

by Johnny December 8, 2003

TittyMan

the super hero who plays with his nipples and grabs others nipples and powerbombs them

"oh shit! here comes TittyMan

by johnny April 9, 2003

deucewaffle

A word that originated in Connecticut, at the high school i go to. The words definition depends on the context: it is used often because it sounds pretty funnny. It can be used as a verb, noun, or adjective. It could mean crappy, sub-par, and in some cases other things, like defecate.

(noun): Dude, this test is a deucewaffle! (this test sucks)

(verb): Alright, i'm gonna go take a deucewaffle. (i'm gonna take a poop)

(adj): Wow, that new girl in school has a deucewaffle face!

by Johnny March 18, 2004

zaggin

it is a good way of saying niggaz without getting your ass beat.

lets roll zaggin.
or edwin oak is a zaggin with ssssean.

by Johnny January 30, 2005

12 mile high

Other name for Macomb Community College in Warren, MI. Where dropouts and the less intelligent go to college when they can't get in anywhere else.

That pothead will end up at 12 mile high.

by Johnny October 7, 2005

fomf

Fuck off Mother Fucker

This boy asked to copy my homework. and i told him FOMF

by Johnny March 1, 2004