Johnny's definitions

damjana

An amazingly hot European that all guys know they want. When you think of "Damjana" you think of a nice ass and pretty face...also, all Damjanas are incredibly smart.

Wow, Damjana looked FINEfine today

by Johnny March 27, 2004

LPK

These bitches are notorious. They be popping niggas from left to right. Like ohhh shit.

Oh shit, its LPK. They gon shoot at us and rape us! AHH SOMEBODY HELP

by Johnny January 6, 2004

diamondface

Diamond means to sprizz

omg i just got diamond on my face!

by Johnny January 21, 2005

Bretto

Rare, one of a kind fuckwit. Usually associated with homosexuality and strange indulgent activities with monkeys.

"Did you see Bretto on the news? He fucks monkeys..."

by Johnny January 12, 2004

gwarfing

the act of swearing with meaning or consistantly with calm purpose

"That mother fucking piece of shit." (gwarfing)
"Well fucking calm the fuck down, everything will be ok ass." (gwarfing)

by johnny February 25, 2004

Providence

The capital of Rhode Island. Kind of like the illegitimate lovechild of Boston, LA, and the Soviet Union.

Bad part of town: Southside

Person A: I'm from Providence.

Person B: Oh, really? *clutches wallet*

by Johnny December 2, 2004

barted

telephony term discribing an unsightly half-ass aerial splice or other totally fucked-up repair.

when i arrived at the house and saw the greaseshot and j hook in the tree ,i knew i had just been barted.

by johnny February 20, 2004