Johnny's definitions

Garva

1.) a power hungry peron

2.) One in a position of great authority, but not complete authority, so as to make backhanded insults at those he feels are below him, while keeping his tone at a safe level so as not to upset those in real power.

3.) Uneccessary snootiness or egotcentricity.

"Wow man, Jerry may be the boss' secretary, but he's a real Garva when it comes to TPS reports."

by Johnny April 14, 2006

sperm burping cock pig

2 cent hore that is so slutty that when she burps sperm is ejected from the mouth(usually pig sperm).

My good freind Steve Orr

by Johnny February 13, 2004

12 mile high

Other name for Macomb Community College in Warren, MI. Where dropouts and the less intelligent go to college when they can't get in anywhere else.

That pothead will end up at 12 mile high.

by Johnny October 7, 2005

zaggin

it is a good way of saying niggaz without getting your ass beat.

lets roll zaggin.
or edwin oak is a zaggin with ssssean.

by Johnny January 30, 2005

double dipped

Past tense of dipping a chip twice into dip.

from Seinfeld:
"Did you just double-dip that chip?"
"Excuse me?"
"You double-dipped the chip."
"Double-dipped? What are you talking about?"
"You dipped the chip, you took a bite, and you dipped again."
"So?"
"That's like putting your whole mouth right in the dip. Look, from now on when you take a chip, just take one dip and end it."

by johnny December 24, 2003

Chiblexican

A person of Chinese Black and Mexican background.

Wow, look at all the Chiblexicans.

by Johnny April 30, 2004

shugh

A bog; waterlogged ground. (N. Ireland)

It rained so much last summer that the back garden was one big shugh, hey.

by Johnny April 1, 2003