Johnny's definitions

westchester

To elaborate on what someone else here said, per capita income is $36,726. Median household income is $63,582 (middle to upper middle class, on average.)

Contrary to popular belief Westchester co is not that much wealthier than other suburbs; Nassau's county's PCI is $32,151 and household $72,030.

I don't feel like providing an example but urbandictionary now requires that I write one as I just did.

by Johnny January 23, 2004

vagatarian

1. One who partakes in the act of dining on the female sex organ. The Vagina.
2. A lesbian.

1. Man, he's really going to town. He's such a vagatarian.
2. No wonder that bitch didn't want to blow me, she's a Vagatarian.

by Johnny July 16, 2004

THotD

Ancronym (the first T is commonly ignored, intended to have each letter spelt out "H-O-T-D" and not pronounced as "Hot Dee") for The House of the Dead a now classic Arcade Shooter (traditional aim your gun at a screen and fire and aim off the screen to reload and nothing else type game) about two agents from a paranormal defense organization on a mission to thwart the plans of a madman making animatronic creatures under the disguise of zombies.

"One of my favorite arcade games is THotD"

by Johnny May 13, 2005

roggeman

Crazy bitch who be mad crazy for asian dudes. Anyone who wants to have babies with an asian dude.

Man, that girl is a roggeman.

by johnny April 21, 2003

diamondface

Diamond means to sprizz

omg i just got diamond on my face!

by Johnny January 21, 2005

pussywhomp

originating in Bellville Texas by Johnny Woehst, "pussywhomp" was a term used to describe emokids. It can also be used to describe anything else that retains the qualitys of a person that is both a pussy and a whomp.

Russell: Damn John, what do you have against emokids?
John: They are a bunch of fuckin pussywhomps.

by Johnny March 15, 2005

Schlumpkin

similar to a blumpkin
Whilst in a bathroom stall with a girl she proceeds to sit down on the toilet and give you a blow job and when you're all finished and she gets up you realize that she was takin a smash

i didn't even realize i was gettin a schlumpkin until she flushed the toilet...

by Johnny May 18, 2004