gollop

North-West English slang meaning to eat something and swallow with a gulp, possibly quickly.

You're such an oinker! Look at him golloping it. Why don't you eat properly?

by Johnny July 03, 2006

dumpling

a very small and compact turd. Likely to have originated in the cheese producing valleys of Wisconsin during the the Clinton administration.

I tried to take a fat dump but could only squeeze out a dumpling.

by Johnny April 02, 2005

mccaul

silver haired phrase puncher!

"Get it right.com"

"james your not worth a wank"

by Johnny July 31, 2003

woof

North-West English slang meaning to eat something fast.

He loves that ice-cream, he's woofin' it down!

by Johnny July 03, 2006

vagatarian

1. One who partakes in the act of dining on the female sex organ. The Vagina.
2. A lesbian.

1. Man, he's really going to town. He's such a vagatarian.
2. No wonder that bitch didn't want to blow me, she's a Vagatarian.

by Johnny July 16, 2004

chick

Derogatory term used by males to describe females they can't have.

- That chick is hot!
+ I know, she's my girlfriend.

- Where da chicks at?
+ They left when you arrived.

- Is that your chick?
+ That? That's my sister, you pervert.

- I met this chick at the bar.
+ Did you give it to her?
- Not yet.

by Johnny May 19, 2003

hellie

the fucking hottest person in texas...ecept she is a huge whore but everyone knows that. shes gorgeous and make everybody laugh. hellie is the pussy i wanna screw tonight.

"Yeah when I go to this party tonight if im the luckiest guy on the world maybe ill fuck hellie!"

by Johnny April 05, 2005