Johnny's definitions

Scooby crumbs

bump or line of coke

My friend Johnny spends his weekends fucking russian immigrant hookers and doing scooby crumbs.

by johnny December 15, 2003

fuckin cumming

Something to do to piss people off.

Guy 1: Hey Brian guess what?
Brian: What?
Guy 1: I fuckin cummed!!!
Brian: You faggot shut the hell up

by johnny June 18, 2004

school

A place where I get my daily supply of weed and experiment with the latest designer drugs. And a place where I learn how to make drugs too.

Kid: I'm going to school, mom.
Mom: That's my boy. I'm so proud that you like school so much.

by Johnny September 18, 2003

skunkpickle

A skunkpickle is something, or a situation, that sucks. Its kinda like saying 'i got shafted.' It can be used as an adjective or a noun. Revisions to this definitions are coming soon.... this word originated in my town, in the state of Connecticut (USA) by the way...

(Noun) : Wow, that is a skunkpickle (a crappy situation) !
(Adj) : Dude, that is skunkpickle...

by Johnny March 18, 2004

bogging

smelly, rotten, horrible etc. Derived from "bog", slang word for toilet

The place was bogging.
This food is bogging.

by johnny September 15, 2003

pantsgeif

a russian that wers big read pants (of the knicker vaiety, mot trowsers)

he is such a bloody pantsgeif

by johnny November 23, 2003

fmif

acronym for "fuck me i'm famous"

1. hey bitch, fmif!
2. kobe bryant and countless other celebrities take advantage of their fmif status

by Johnny November 21, 2004