Johnny's definitions

Inter

A team who spend millions of euros each year on players and who STILL can't win anything (well besides the Coppa Italia).

Blame everyone and everything but themselves for this failure. Case in point. Even after Juventus were relegated to Serie B in a game against Cagliari this season they moaned about referees screwing them over. Their coach also blamed the heat and the pitch for their failure to beat a poor team.

They are the laughing stock of Italian football.

Inter played Catania and drew at home. Again they blamed the referee.

by Johnny October 18, 2006

rsh

Recessive Sperm Headache

Johnny had a rsh the other day before he met up with Sarah.

by Johnny May 13, 2005

Mill Jahoney

1.(verb) The act of getting fisted or having anal sex

a.I MILLED this girl
b.She got Milled last nite

by Johnny April 12, 2005

Forget-Me-Now

They’re pills that create a sort of temporary forgettingness. So if somebody finds out how you do a trick, you just give ’em one of these, and they forget the whole thing. It’s a mainstay of the magician’s toolkit, like how clowns always have a rag soaked in ether.

Also known as: Flunitrazepam

To make Rita forget that she was kidnapped, she was given a Forget-Me-Now

by Johnny October 16, 2005

fomf

Fuck off Mother Fucker

This boy asked to copy my homework. and i told him FOMF

by Johnny March 1, 2004

flop

the male genitalia

He is such a cum-faced flopnocker

by Johnny December 8, 2003

ridgemont high

Sweetest teen movie ever, often payed homage to by Family Guy, and in the music video "Stacey's Mom". Jeff Spicoli is the dude of the century, says Dude.com.

Guy 1 "Ridgemont high kicks the asses of all the other teen movies"
Guy 2: "Yeah, except Breakfast club!"
Guy1: "Oh yeah, that was a sweet movie"

by Johnny November 17, 2004