by Johnny April 01, 2003

by Johnny July 23, 2003

by johnny May 13, 2005

a very small and compact turd. Likely to have originated in the cheese producing valleys of Wisconsin during the the Clinton administration.
by Johnny April 02, 2005

1. One who speaks made up poetry to you while you are sitting in the bathroom.
2. One who writes made up poetry on the bathroom walls.
2. One who writes made up poetry on the bathroom walls.
I am the shithouse poet, as if you didn't know it... I came here to sit and think, but alas all i've done is shit and stink.
by Johnny July 16, 2004

when one gay man inserts closed scissors into the anus of another man then opened with outrageous force.
by Johnny March 12, 2004
