Johnny's definitions

Schlumpkin

similar to a blumpkin
Whilst in a bathroom stall with a girl she proceeds to sit down on the toilet and give you a blow job and when you're all finished and she gets up you realize that she was takin a smash

i didn't even realize i was gettin a schlumpkin until she flushed the toilet...

by Johnny May 18, 2004

fmif

acronym for "fuck me i'm famous"

1. hey bitch, fmif!
2. kobe bryant and countless other celebrities take advantage of their fmif status

by Johnny November 21, 2004

sedated

under the influence of a sedative drug.

and if you don't know what -sedative- means...

A drug having a soothing or calming effect.

"i wanna be sedated!!"

--the ramones fuckin rock--

by Johnny November 6, 2004

IGN Vestibule

Stupidest POS forum on the internet. Full of retarded 12 year olds.

"Hey, you're from the Vestibule. Eat shit."

by Johnny November 7, 2004

loced out

The Greatest young rapper of all time. He has the most imaculate flow ever. Listenin Too Loced-Out is a one way ticket too heaven. You can do many things listenin to this guys music. Listenin to this great music is even better then a 3sum with J-Lo and Beyonce.

OMG i juss got done listenin to a Loced-Out. Am i in Heaven yet?

by Johnny March 10, 2005

fart master

One who outstinks all others in a fart contest.

The fart master had us all gasping for air.

by Johnny May 18, 2003

keegan

A huge, floppy, wierd-shapen and overly hairy penis.

Well dude, your dick may be bigger than mine, but at least I don't have a keegan.

by Johnny September 1, 2008