Johnny's definitions

Forget-Me-Now

They’re pills that create a sort of temporary forgettingness. So if somebody finds out how you do a trick, you just give ’em one of these, and they forget the whole thing. It’s a mainstay of the magician’s toolkit, like how clowns always have a rag soaked in ether.

Also known as: Flunitrazepam

To make Rita forget that she was kidnapped, she was given a Forget-Me-Now

by Johnny October 16, 2005

Mill Jahoney

1.(verb) The act of getting fisted or having anal sex

a.I MILLED this girl
b.She got Milled last nite

by Johnny April 12, 2005

flop

the male genitalia

He is such a cum-faced flopnocker

by Johnny December 8, 2003

deucewaffle

A word that originated in Connecticut, at the high school i go to. The words definition depends on the context: it is used often because it sounds pretty funnny. It can be used as a verb, noun, or adjective. It could mean crappy, sub-par, and in some cases other things, like defecate.

(noun): Dude, this test is a deucewaffle! (this test sucks)

(verb): Alright, i'm gonna go take a deucewaffle. (i'm gonna take a poop)

(adj): Wow, that new girl in school has a deucewaffle face!

by Johnny March 18, 2004

fomf

Fuck off Mother Fucker

This boy asked to copy my homework. and i told him FOMF

by Johnny March 1, 2004

double dipped

Past tense of dipping a chip twice into dip.

from Seinfeld:
"Did you just double-dip that chip?"
"Excuse me?"
"You double-dipped the chip."
"Double-dipped? What are you talking about?"
"You dipped the chip, you took a bite, and you dipped again."
"So?"
"That's like putting your whole mouth right in the dip. Look, from now on when you take a chip, just take one dip and end it."

by johnny December 24, 2003

FLIP

the female gentialia
or
any sexual act that the speaker does not wish to speak of aloud

So we were... erm... doin' the flip...

by Johnny December 8, 2003