Johnny's definitions

keegan

A huge, floppy, wierd-shapen and overly hairy penis.

Well dude, your dick may be bigger than mine, but at least I don't have a keegan.

by Johnny September 1, 2008

rubbered

It must be a less used word.

Means ignored. Blanked. etc

Saw John in town today. He totally rubbered me!

by Johnny October 6, 2004

Shnoggy

To recieve, or give an owning. To Shnog someone is to own them.

"You just recieved a shnoggin'"
"Oh, you boys feel the shnoggy on that one?"
"You've been shnogged, biatch"

by Johnny January 12, 2005

shiotty

Alternative / slang pronunciation of shitty

I had a shiotty time at my grandma's house last night.

by Johnny February 21, 2004

Popular girls

A-holes who wear ambracrappy every day. Said girls are blond everyday whether they are born blond or not. Stupid. They dont have any effection to anyone. Words in their vocabulary are:
"New"
"Hot"
"Fashion"
"Hot Guys"
"Clothes"

Look at the popular girls look at the hot guys and thier 'F's...

by johnny March 28, 2005

rsh

Recessive Sperm Headache

Johnny had a rsh the other day before he met up with Sarah.

by Johnny May 13, 2005

TittyMan

the super hero who plays with his nipples and grabs others nipples and powerbombs them

"oh shit! here comes TittyMan

by johnny April 9, 2003