Johnny's definitions

flop

the male genitalia

He is such a cum-faced flopnocker

by Johnny December 8, 2003

fomf

Fuck off Mother Fucker

This boy asked to copy my homework. and i told him FOMF

by Johnny March 1, 2004

ridgemont high

Sweetest teen movie ever, often payed homage to by Family Guy, and in the music video "Stacey's Mom". Jeff Spicoli is the dude of the century, says Dude.com.

Guy 1 "Ridgemont high kicks the asses of all the other teen movies"
Guy 2: "Yeah, except Breakfast club!"
Guy1: "Oh yeah, that was a sweet movie"

by Johnny November 17, 2004

FLIP

the female gentialia
or
any sexual act that the speaker does not wish to speak of aloud

So we were... erm... doin' the flip...

by Johnny December 8, 2003

Hamam

The biggest Pimp you can find on your block

Yo, look at that Hamam, you know hes just about to beat that biatch

by johnny March 18, 2003

12 mile high

Other name for Macomb Community College in Warren, MI. Where dropouts and the less intelligent go to college when they can't get in anywhere else.

That pothead will end up at 12 mile high.

by Johnny October 7, 2005

double dipped

Past tense of dipping a chip twice into dip.

from Seinfeld:
"Did you just double-dip that chip?"
"Excuse me?"
"You double-dipped the chip."
"Double-dipped? What are you talking about?"
"You dipped the chip, you took a bite, and you dipped again."
"So?"
"That's like putting your whole mouth right in the dip. Look, from now on when you take a chip, just take one dip and end it."

by johnny December 24, 2003