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butthole surfer

girls who love backdoor attentions
"shes in love with a butthole surfer..."
by Johnny February 4, 2004
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loced out

The Greatest young rapper of all time. He has the most imaculate flow ever. Listenin Too Loced-Out is a one way ticket too heaven. You can do many things listenin to this guys music. Listenin to this great music is even better then a 3sum with J-Lo and Beyonce.
OMG i juss got done listenin to a Loced-Out. Am i in Heaven yet?
by Johnny March 10, 2005
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Schlumpkin

similar to a blumpkin
Whilst in a bathroom stall with a girl she proceeds to sit down on the toilet and give you a blow job and when you're all finished and she gets up you realize that she was takin a smash
i didn't even realize i was gettin a schlumpkin until she flushed the toilet...
by Johnny May 18, 2004
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cut one

Damn, who cut one?
I dunno but I'm about to cut one!
by Johnny October 28, 2003
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SARS

Short for 'sexy arse'.
Damn, that girl has some sars.
by Johnny May 19, 2003
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porn spam

- I hate porn spam in movies!
- Why do these losers keep sending me porn spam?
by Johnny May 19, 2003
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ganges

The term ganges has it's roots in Dothan,AL. The term is one of many used in the place of 'marijuana'.
"Let's smoke some ganges."
"We're about out of ganges."
"So you're going to start selling ganges?"
by Johnny November 3, 2004
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