Golloping 

When someone constantly has an untucked shirt

That scruff over there is golloping!

Golloping by Danieldailycb December 4, 2024

galloping crud 

A particularly nasty, crusty, fast advancing rash or skin eruption. For some reason it appears to strike only chrome-plated, 360 degree assholes, while leaving the virtuous unscathed. By so doing, it restores ones faith in the mysteries of life.

Alarmed Fellow:"Don't sit in that chair---Mayson just got up from there, and he has the galloping crud!"
Unconcerned Grand Guy:"Don't worry--Mayson's a dirt-bag, but I have my aura of righteousness to protect me."

galloping crud by Kieran Le Petomaine November 20, 2006

gooping n' gunking 

doing great, it means you're doing well and having a good time

charlie: im gooping n' gunking !
william: SAME BRO, IM GOOPING N' GUNKING

gooping n' gunking by ziggyforstars March 22, 2023

Golluming 

This dance was invented by Lorde. It was created when she concentrated really hard on feeling what she heard, which made her look like Gollum. When you're golluming you use your hands as claws, hunch your shoulders and back and bend your knees and arms. If you don't get this, just watch a video of her performing.

"What's Lorde doing, is she on drugs?"
"Nope, she's just golluming!"

Golluming by frostmage December 16, 2013

Golluming 

To sit in some kind of seat while concentrating on texting/chatting on your cell phone and making various small but awkward noises. (e.g. snickering, giggling, huffing, audible but non-understandable words, etc.)

"What's Tracy doing?"
"Oh, she's golluming in her chair. Just ignore her."

Golluming by CrowScream February 1, 2013

Glooping 

The moment of eye contact exchanged between the person leaving a bathroom stall and the person about the enter.

There awkwardness of the glooping outside the McDonald's bathroom was tenable, as both parties went on their way.

Glooping by smebobo October 5, 2019

galloping knob rot 

An amusing slang term for any of a number of venereal diseases. While the word is most commonly used in reference to gonorrhea and chlamydia, it can describe any STD other than HIV/AIDS. Also known as knob rot and crotch rot. Extreme cases may be classified as Rampant Galloping Cock Rot.

What the fuck? I bang a couple of hoes, and now I've got the galloping knob rot!

galloping knob rot by Blackwolf Morrow August 21, 2005