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Another name for a person who was never circumcised. Although 80 percent of men in the world have circumcised penises. 15 percent dont and 5 percent are probably women in disguise.

Get your fat ass tommy salami uncircumcised penis out of my face before I fish slap you, bitch.

Tommy Salami by Johnny Hotnuts May 15, 2008

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Tommy Salami

A large man who uses a fake English accent to pick up girls, but always fails unless they're Russians.

Stop being such a Tommy Salami. You're never going to get that girl anyway.

Tommy Salami by mrcoool35 September 22, 2013

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Tommi salami

A horrible person who likes to fuck squirrel's for a living. Makes 2 nuts a fuck.

Tommi salami is a phat squirrel whore.

Tommi salami by Sdmegfi & Kdtngyai July 2, 2019

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thommy salami

the most perfect male appendage anyone has ever layed eyes on

did you see the thommy salami on that guy

thommy salami by corncobcock August 22, 2025

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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