blue mouse balls

The latent energy frustration built up by your mouse by looking at porn in much the same way it gets built up in you.

Thats the worst case of blue mouse balls ive ever seen.

by John Wesley February 09, 2008

RTFQ2

RTFQ(squared). Testing instructions to Read The Fucking Question Twice.

If you're not sure about it, RTFQ2

by John Wesley March 05, 2008

Hot Tub Meerkat

The guy in the hot tub that can't quite commit to sitting all the way down in the water so they just kind of wade in, and stand there resembling a meerkat.

I was on my way to the hot tub at the gym when I spotted the Hot Tub Meerkat and decided thats too fucking weird, i'll just hit the steam room.

by John Wesley February 09, 2008

Stray Human

A person who after years of no contact shows up or gets dropped off (usually after a divorce, but may just be sniffing around) on your door step because their miserable attempt at life has failed and they would like to hang around your family for a little while. Instead of making a good pet, they usually just eat all your food and shit on your carpet.

My mother-in-law runs the neighborhood stray human shelter.

by John Wesley February 11, 2008

Dildopotamus

A dildo so large, one could find easier ways of inserting a hippo instead. Usually a gag gift, but you know if they make it somebody can sure the hell use it. As a derogatory remark, something (person, animal, thing, etc.) may be called a Dildopotamus in reference to the fact that besides looking like a dick, otherwise, they are useless.

I ordered some sex toys off the internet and they left this giant dildopotamus on my doorstep.

If you dont quit calling things a dildopotamus in front of the baby, shes going to wind up saying it.

by John Wesley February 13, 2008

Cot Jockey

Ambulance driver. Usually characterized by their NREMT patch and window decal. Can also be spotted easily "off duty" (wal-mart, sonic, dollar general) wearing parts of their on-duty clothes and overtly apparent pager.

It took 2 crews of cot jockeys to load their fat ass in that ambulance.

by John Wesley February 09, 2008

Muppet

Someone who has had so much plastic surgery and/or botox, their lips no longer move and they must speak only using the motion provided by their lower jaw.

We saw this hot looking woman, but she had so much face surgery she looked like a muppet when she spoke.

by John Wesley February 09, 2008