A person so incredibly stupid that if it were not for the conveniences of modern technology and public safety, they would have been weeded out, starved or eaten way before they reached adulthood. So prominent is the unnatural selection that these people not only survive, they thrive and breed more darwin babies.
Darwin Baby: "I decided to change my own oil just to see if I could but I didnt know it would take so long to refill the new oil down that little tube where the dipstick is."
Casual Observer: "Darwin Baby"
Casual Observer: "Darwin Baby"
by John Wesley February 09, 2008
Honest to God only having a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarettes, its night and wearing sunglasses while being at a minimum 106 miles from Chicago or anywhere else. Generally, taking a roadtrip with little or nothing to your name for survival.
by John Wesley February 12, 2008
A condition where the more professional a person tries to sound on a two-way radio, the gayer it comes out.
by John Wesley February 09, 2008
by John Wesley February 13, 2008
by John Wesley February 09, 2008
Procedure to remove someone from the face of the earth that is over the age of 18 that you know is unwanted, unproductive, a drain to natural resources or otherwise known as someone that you are pretty sure should not have been here in the first place.
by John Wesley February 09, 2008
pronounced "my-mac" Musically Induced Menstrual Cycle. Whether male or female, this is a sudden, uncontrollable menstrual cycle from listening to the Vaginal Moanings or Seminal Trapping genre of music.
by John Wesley February 06, 2008