John Wesley's definitions

Roll Tard

A University of Alabama football fan (Roll Tide) known for their unique blend of retardedness and extreme obnoxiousness when it comes to pinning their adult hopes and dreams on teenage boys.

1. Hey man... did you see that awesome Alabama game?
2. You Roll Tard
1. But we wiped the field with them and won by like 3 points.
2. Still a Roll Tard.

by John Wesley October 23, 2008

RTFQ2

RTFQ(squared). Testing instructions to Read The Fucking Question Twice.

If you're not sure about it, RTFQ2

by John Wesley March 5, 2008

NF2A2

NF(squared)A(squared). Abbreviation used to describe something thats No Fucking Fun At All.

This trip is really nf2a2.

by John Wesley March 5, 2008

Tokyo Waft

Farting in a vacant area and then walking deliberately past someone else or among a group of people dragging it along behind you.

I just gave B shift the worst Tokyo Waft ever

by John Wesley March 1, 2008

Whore Nap

A coma-like, mid-afternoon sleep like state resulting from a) "whoring it up" the night before; b) planning to "whore it up" later in the evening or c) a combination of the two.

1: anyone seen Jay lately?
2: he's taking a whore nap, better leave him alone.

by John Wesley February 23, 2008

Dildopotamus

A dildo so large, one could find easier ways of inserting a hippo instead. Usually a gag gift, but you know if they make it somebody can sure the hell use it. As a derogatory remark, something (person, animal, thing, etc.) may be called a Dildopotamus in reference to the fact that besides looking like a dick, otherwise, they are useless.

I ordered some sex toys off the internet and they left this giant dildopotamus on my doorstep.

If you dont quit calling things a dildopotamus in front of the baby, shes going to wind up saying it.

by John Wesley February 13, 2008

Boobie Dots

Titties. Breasts. Boobs. Hooters. Fun Bags.

Quit staring at my boobie dots.

by John Wesley February 13, 2008