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Transmissional Homosexuality

A condition where the more professional a person tries to sound on a two-way radio, the gayer it comes out.
Transmissional Homosexuality: Engine Company is on the scene
Dispatch: FABULOUS!!
by John Wesley February 9, 2008
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German Steamer

Pile of shit left for you to step on in your yard by a Dachsund.
Son of a bitch, thats a fresh german steamer I nearly stepped in.
by John Wesley February 9, 2008
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recreational lesbianism

The condition of two (or possibly more) straight girls who make out for the hell of it. When alcohol is involved it may also be referred to as Bar Bisexual.
When the monkey force gets together, there is sure to be at least one instance of recreational lesbianism.
by John Wesley February 9, 2008
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bar bisexual

When alcohol is involved in making two (or more) otherwise straight girls making out.
Damn, look at those two bar bisexuals over there.
by John Wesley February 9, 2008
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Mansume

The list of all the accomplishments, accolades, scores and awards of a man concerning who they have had sex with, how many partners they have had sex with and number of times, where, style, how and when. May also, but not necessarily, include information about ones Spank Bank, masturbatory habits, wish lists and references.
Usually a document that a man is typically only able to submit for viewing to another man. If being submitted to a female counterpart, said mansume may be edited to the extent of a CIA document concerning the JFK assassination.
1. Timmy really wants to bone that woman soon.
2. Timmy will never get laid if she finds his mansume.
1. Yeah, thats one fine mansume Timmy has, it's gonna look better when she's on it.
by John Wesley February 10, 2008
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Dildopotamus

A dildo so large, one could find easier ways of inserting a hippo instead. Usually a gag gift, but you know if they make it somebody can sure the hell use it. As a derogatory remark, something (person, animal, thing, etc.) may be called a Dildopotamus in reference to the fact that besides looking like a dick, otherwise, they are useless.
I ordered some sex toys off the internet and they left this giant dildopotamus on my doorstep.

If you dont quit calling things a dildopotamus in front of the baby, shes going to wind up saying it.
by John Wesley February 13, 2008
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Zeke-onomics

Economic theory that states lost wealth and missed financial opportunities will magically reappear at the end of ones career. Taken from Reaganomics where wealth trickles down from the top, zeke-onomics drizzles toward the rear.
1: "Sorry you didn't get that step raise ole chap, you'll make it up in the end."
2: "Thats some bullshit zeke-onomics"
by John Wesley February 11, 2008
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