John Wesley's definitions
The bitch in the back seat on a road trip that will not shut the fuck up about what is on the radio but also thinks dance music is required to play no matter what the occasion or where you are going.
backseat DJ: "i wanna shake my booty!!!!"
driver: "shut the fuck up, it's 5a.m. and we are going to the airport."
driver: "shut the fuck up, it's 5a.m. and we are going to the airport."
by John Wesley February 12, 2008
Get the Backseat DJmug. Vaginas that used to be tame, loved and well kept that for one reason or another (divorce, inactivity, marriage!, loss of self respect and/or self esteem) have been allowed to revert back to their natural state and overgrown with pubic hair. aka: Feral Monkey
I hooked up with Cindy the other night and she has the biggest Feral Beaver i've ever seen.
You could see Tinas Feral Beaver from across the pool!
You could see Tinas Feral Beaver from across the pool!
by John Wesley February 11, 2008
Get the Feral Beavermug. A coma-like, mid-afternoon sleep like state resulting from a) "whoring it up" the night before; b) planning to "whore it up" later in the evening or c) a combination of the two.
by John Wesley February 23, 2008
Get the Whore Napmug. A condition where the more professional a person tries to sound on a two-way radio, the gayer it comes out.
by John Wesley February 9, 2008
Get the Transmissional Homosexualitymug. pronounced "my-mac" Musically Induced Menstrual Cycle. Whether male or female, this is a sudden, uncontrollable menstrual cycle from listening to the Vaginal Moanings or Seminal Trapping genre of music.
by John Wesley February 6, 2008
Get the MIMCmug. by John Wesley February 9, 2008
Get the bar bisexualmug. The condition of two (or possibly more) straight girls who make out for the hell of it. When alcohol is involved it may also be referred to as Bar Bisexual.
When the monkey force gets together, there is sure to be at least one instance of recreational lesbianism.
by John Wesley February 9, 2008
Get the recreational lesbianismmug.