49 definitions by John R.

Just as she finished rolling the condom onto my dick I blew my load.
by John R. December 10, 2003
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The part of a stock broker's body that you stick your dick into.
I bent the broker over in the parking lot and ram my rod up his cornhole.
by John R. November 1, 2003
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1) an artificial antenna (one which does not radiate radio energy, therefore does not communicate)

2) something (or someone) who absorbs energy but gives nothing in return

3) an male ejaculate that contains no sperm (that is, he has had a vasectomy)
1) he put a dummy load on the transmitter to test it (without it radiating and possibly interfering with other communications).

2) Nigel's a dummy load.

3) He delivered a dummy load into the box.
by John R. December 24, 2003
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woman:pull out your cock and slide it into my vagina, gentLY, PLEASE !!!

man:done !
I was so horny that I pulled off my underpants and asked him to slipadicktome.
by John R. January 4, 2004
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Her labia hung down so far that she decided to get her piss flaps surgically reduced.
by John R. January 3, 2004
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A latex or sheepskin sheath to put over the penis before intercourse. Also a lube'd polypropylene sheath that the woman can installed in her vagina;the guy won't even notice its there if he doesn't finger her first. He can just slip right up in there and there's no condom sensation at all. They even sell female underwear with it fastened in.
Condoms are hated by some men because it lowers their sensations somewhat, there is an interruption to put it on, and wearing one means that some of the responsibility of contraception falls on the male.

Never bareback someone that you don't want to have to negotiate with for the next 21 years.In other words, No glove, no love... unless one is interested in paying child support for the next 18-26 years
by John R. December 9, 2003
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(1)to pass intestinal gas thru the rectum and anus to the outer air
(2)discharge gas from the vagina,such as when it has been pumped up with air by intercourse with the position such that butt is in the air and head is down on the bed
(1) he farted silently and cleared the room, blaming the dog

(2)he came, then withdrew. She emitted a loud fart as she relaxed and lay down on her stomach
by John R. December 9, 2003
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