Definitions by John R.

tummy 

that delicious curve below a woman's navel

Her tummy really turns me on since she started wearing low-cut briefs and no belt

tummy by John R. December 9, 2003

frenulum 

the sensitive area on a penis where the head (glans) and the shaft meet on the bottom side.

After years of boring blowjobs she knelt in front of me and tongued my frenulum;it was the quickest that I had ever gotten off !

frenulum by John R. December 9, 2003

pussy whipped 

adjective describes a male who is totally at the mercy of his girlfriend/wife/lover and does everything she says without protest

I was so pussy whipped with the first wife that she controlled my access to friends, hobbies, food, tv, and sex. I broke loose and had an affair where I called all the shots, where we met, where we ate, what we ate, when we fucked, whether we used birthcontrol or not, whether I mounted her during her period or not, when we exchanged oral sex.

pussy whipped by John R. December 9, 2003

u-2

famous spy plane of the Cold War era.American aircraft,more glider than powered plane.Still in use today.

Francis Gary Powers' U-2 was shot down; he didn't eat his cyanide pill.

u-2 by John R. December 9, 2003

count

misproninciation of "cunt"

She been scratchin' her count.

count by John R. December 9, 2003

APP 

alprostadil/papaverine/phentolamine

an injectable drug that enhances erections when you experience erectile dysfunction.None of the side-effects of viagra, and it works in 10 minutes.Also makes your dick thicker in the process.

I was having trouble keeping it up so the urologist prescribed A/P/P/ which I inject into the side of the base. Whether she plays with it or not, it comes 'up' if I think about wanting it to.(No, the injection DOES NOT hurt, but it makes the head a wee bit tender for aggressive oral sex)

APP by John R. December 9, 2003

Bird

twat, cunt, labia, vagina, you get the idea....a women's genitalia

I was a virgin until Bob mounted my bird.

Bird by John R. December 9, 2003