John R.'s definitions

cock ring

an elastic ring which fits around the base of the penis. It constricts the veins which drain blood from the penis, thereby strengthening an erection. Bought cheaply in automotive parts stores as "O-rings", they are black in colour. Also available in sex shops which sell vibrators, condoms, etc.Also increases the sensation during ejaculation as it constricts the urethra.

I had been having trouble maintaining an erection with her, as I was very nervous. We had some wine, which helped, but then she cut the end out of a condom and rolled it backwards onto me, forming a cock ring at the base of my dick. After that, I had no problems.

by John R. December 9, 2003

coconut milk

female ejaculatory fluid;unlike cow's milk, it is semi-transparent.Arrives in 4 flavours, like lemon juice, or sugar, or vinegar, or toffee.Usually multiple squirts, can total 1/4 cup (far more than semen).All flavours taste good. This is not urine;it comes from glands in the urinary tract just upstream of the clitoris. A wondrous event for any man to experience.

I was licking her clitoris when suddenly without warning she deposited coconut milk all over my beard.

by John R. December 4, 2003

vampire's teabag

a used tampon

As I was about to slip it into her, my girlfriend pulled the string on her vampire's teabag.

by John R. December 4, 2003

slipadicktome

woman:pull out your cock and slide it into my vagina, gentLY, PLEASE !!!

man:done !

I was so horny that I pulled off my underpants and asked him to slipadicktome.

by John R. January 4, 2004

fart

(1)to pass intestinal gas thru the rectum and anus to the outer air
(2)discharge gas from the vagina,such as when it has been pumped up with air by intercourse with the position such that butt is in the air and head is down on the bed

(1) he farted silently and cleared the room, blaming the dog

(2)he came, then withdrew. She emitted a loud fart as she relaxed and lay down on her stomach

by John R. October 15, 2006

Snapdragon

Overly effeminate homosexual.

This snapdragon was so desparate to sell me some bogus stock that he offered to smoke my white owl.

by John R. October 31, 2003

Golden Shower

This is the act of where a gent urinates all over his girls body

"We were showering together when suddenly I had an intense desire to piss. She knelt before me, facing away from me but grasping my balls. I peed over her shoulders and down her back"

by John R. December 8, 2003