crapfag

someone who clearly craps for pleasure.

Melissa:"dude, are you ok in there?"
Kevin: "dude sorry im in the crapfag phase."

by John Crabs March 31, 2008

creepfast

a stalker/creep who follows people around quickly.

Kevin: "i think that guy behind us is a creepfast"
John: "agreed."

by John Crabs March 31, 2008

keek

to keep something that was not previously yours

im glad we get to keek these glasses.

by John Crabs April 23, 2008

spoil

to leave an ugly present in your pants for someone else to clean up.

"after football im just gonna spoil ben, the launderer"

by John Crabs March 31, 2008

nailbutt

a butt in which is made up of rusty nails. kind of hard to explain, you just have to see it for yourself.

"i couldnt even sit on the toilet, i have a nailbutt"

by John Crabs March 31, 2008

cocksag

that awkward bludge in a male's pants that isnt quite shaped to your perfection

"it kinda looked good, but i would describe it as a cocksag"

by John Crabs September 25, 2008

yabkee

a woman who is fat and ugly, but still seems to get all the guys. they may play sports and wear tight pants.

"dude, that girl is so ugly. but such a yabkee. i dont know what to do."

by John Crabs March 31, 2008