John Crabs's definitions

yabkee

a woman who is fat and ugly, but still seems to get all the guys. they may play sports and wear tight pants.

"dude, that girl is so ugly. but such a yabkee. i dont know what to do."

by John Crabs March 31, 2008

spoil

to leave an ugly present in your pants for someone else to clean up.

"after football im just gonna spoil ben, the launderer"

by John Crabs March 31, 2008

nailbutt

a butt in which is made up of rusty nails. kind of hard to explain, you just have to see it for yourself.

"i couldnt even sit on the toilet, i have a nailbutt"

by John Crabs March 31, 2008

crapfag

someone who clearly craps for pleasure.

Melissa:"dude, are you ok in there?"
Kevin: "dude sorry im in the crapfag phase."

by John Crabs March 31, 2008

F.A.N.U.

Simply, an abbreviation for Fuck A Nigga Up

"Holy shit, im about to F.A.N.U.!"

by John Crabs February 19, 2009

squeelt

the fastest speed of all. thats right, faster than chuck norris. i know it may sound ridiculous, but its true.

" i was running squeelt yesterday at basketball "

by John Crabs March 31, 2008

creepfast

a stalker/creep who follows people around quickly.

Kevin: "i think that guy behind us is a creepfast"
John: "agreed."

by John Crabs March 31, 2008