John Crabs's definitions

F.A.N.U.

Simply, an abbreviation for Fuck A Nigga Up

"Holy shit, im about to F.A.N.U.!"

by John Crabs February 19, 2009

cocksag

that awkward bludge in a male's pants that isnt quite shaped to your perfection

"it kinda looked good, but i would describe it as a cocksag"

by John Crabs September 25, 2008

keek

to keep something that was not previously yours

im glad we get to keek these glasses.

by John Crabs April 23, 2008

yabkee

a woman who is fat and ugly, but still seems to get all the guys. they may play sports and wear tight pants.

"dude, that girl is so ugly. but such a yabkee. i dont know what to do."

by John Crabs March 31, 2008

crapfag

someone who clearly craps for pleasure.

Melissa:"dude, are you ok in there?"
Kevin: "dude sorry im in the crapfag phase."

by John Crabs March 31, 2008

nailbutt

a butt in which is made up of rusty nails. kind of hard to explain, you just have to see it for yourself.

"i couldnt even sit on the toilet, i have a nailbutt"

by John Crabs March 31, 2008

creepfast

a stalker/creep who follows people around quickly.

Kevin: "i think that guy behind us is a creepfast"
John: "agreed."

by John Crabs March 31, 2008