squeelt

the fastest speed of all. thats right, faster than chuck norris. i know it may sound ridiculous, but its true.
" i was running squeelt yesterday at basketball "
by John Crabs April 01, 2008
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cocksag

that awkward bludge in a male's pants that isnt quite shaped to your perfection
"it kinda looked good, but i would describe it as a cocksag"
by John Crabs August 01, 2008
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crapfag

someone who clearly craps for pleasure.
Melissa:"dude, are you ok in there?"
Kevin: "dude sorry im in the crapfag phase."
by John Crabs April 01, 2008
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F.A.N.U.

"Holy shit, im about to F.A.N.U.!"
by John Crabs February 20, 2009
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spoil

to leave an ugly present in your pants for someone else to clean up.
"after football im just gonna spoil ben, the launderer"
by John Crabs April 01, 2008
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creepfast

a stalker/creep who follows people around quickly.
Kevin: "i think that guy behind us is a creepfast"
John: "agreed."
by John Crabs April 01, 2008
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keek

to keep something that was not previously yours
im glad we get to keek these glasses.
by John Crabs April 23, 2008
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