Definitions by John Crabs

F.A.N.U. 

Simply, an abbreviation for Fuck A Nigga Up

"Holy shit, im about to F.A.N.U.!"

F.A.N.U. by John Crabs February 19, 2009

cocksag 

that awkward bludge in a male's pants that isnt quite shaped to your perfection

"it kinda looked good, but i would describe it as a cocksag"

cocksag by John Crabs September 25, 2008

keek 

to keep something that was not previously yours

im glad we get to keek these glasses.

keek by John Crabs April 23, 2008

yabkee 

a woman who is fat and ugly, but still seems to get all the guys. they may play sports and wear tight pants.

"dude, that girl is so ugly. but such a yabkee. i dont know what to do."

yabkee by John Crabs March 31, 2008

crapfag 

someone who clearly craps for pleasure.

Melissa:"dude, are you ok in there?"
Kevin: "dude sorry im in the crapfag phase."

crapfag by John Crabs March 31, 2008

nailbutt 

a butt in which is made up of rusty nails. kind of hard to explain, you just have to see it for yourself.

"i couldnt even sit on the toilet, i have a nailbutt"

nailbutt by John Crabs March 31, 2008

creepfast 

a stalker/creep who follows people around quickly.

Kevin: "i think that guy behind us is a creepfast"
John: "agreed."

creepfast by John Crabs March 31, 2008