Definitions by John Boy Walton

Strava Dumped 

Removing or blocking a follower of the opposite sex on Strava due to factors such as inappropriate texting, flirting or sexually suggestive behavior that is beyond the expectations of the exercise app.

He received a highly suggestive text from her through the app, resulting in her being Strava Dumped for being inappropriate.

Strava Dumped by John boy Walton August 19, 2025

Bangover 

A hangover from drinking too much Saint Arnold Banger IPA with the Saint Arnold Bike Team.

Fuck off man! I can’t ride any faster, I have a Bangover!

Bangover by John boy Walton February 24, 2024

Muff 

Contrary to the number one definition, the muff is the culmination of the pussy and surrounding hair do... the muff can be characterized by its hair style, skin color, and smell.

No muff too tough, we dive at five!

Muff by John boy Walton February 2, 2020

Mamil toe 

The outline of a male cyclist’s (Mamil - Middle Aged Man In Lycra) genitalia accentuated by his Lycra cycling shorts or pants.

This Texas humidity really accentuates my MAMIL toe...

Mamil toe by John boy Walton December 30, 2019

Wall walker 

A booger that is sticky and attached to the side wall of a person’s nostril and unable to be blown or picked from the nose.

Jimmy picked and blew his nose repeatedly and could not get the wall walker to come loose.

Wall walker by John boy Walton December 30, 2019

Infinity X 

a person who doesn't like to get involved, tends to be lazy, but when the time calls for it the person usually rises to the occasion by doing great things.

shikamaru is such an infinity x, last week we were on this mission and all of us were in the enemy's prison and he came and freed us all from the prison and beat down the bad guys.

Infinity X by John Boy Walton May 13, 2009