John's definitions

pien

Short for penis, the male sex organ

Dude, my pien is so big I can't get it out of this bitch.

by John March 9, 2004

svelte

smart, witty, and has BS deflector field

"it doesn't matter how much BS they fling at svelte, she deflects it"

by john March 9, 2004

Merci

an angel

Merci is an angel on Earth

by john March 9, 2004

Nark

Someone who tells the school and cops about drugs.

That bitch loged my aol conversations and gave em to the popo. Then she gave out the name of everyone who did illegal shit in our school...fucking nark.

by John March 10, 2004

/life

Telling someone to end their life due to their stupidity or otherwise.

/life plz kthx.

by john March 10, 2004

nickerson

When you get so drunk that you shit yourself and shoot it all over the walls in the bathroom, including the door, shower, and the ceiling.

Hey, John just nickerson'ed last night.

by John March 10, 2004

beaver tits

doesn't mean anything, can be modified to mean whatever you want.

"Hey beaver tits, get over here. "
or "Oh beaver tits, my dick fell off."

by John March 11, 2004