John's definitions

H.B.I.

Hot Beef Injection: Judd Nelson from the John Hughes movie, Breakfast Club.

BENDER
               So...so!
                    (to Andrew and Claire)
               Are you guys like boyfriend/girl-
               friend?
                    (a beat)
               Steady dates?
                    (another beat)
               Lo--vers?
                    (another beat)
               Come on Sporto, level with me.  Do
               you slip her the hot...beef...
               injection?

by John March 6, 2003

yush

the absolute equivelant to yes.

*Kyle* "Hey, are you going straight home?" *You* "Yush, ofcourse!"

by JoHn September 10, 2004

Clarita

From the little Filipina Clarita of Gubat. The word is Latin derived which means little Clara. Clara is derived from the Medieval name derived from Latin clarus "clear, bright, famous". Saint Clare, a follower of Saint Francis of Assisi, left her wealthy family to found the order of nuns known as the Poor Clares. This is also the name of an Irish county which was named for the Norman invader Richard de Clare (known as Strongbow), whose surname is derived from an English river.

Hi Clarita! It's me John.

by John March 27, 2005

Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)

A poopie that comes out so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

Ahh man! I took a shit and "power dumped!"

by john March 4, 2004

Imports Suck ASS

A generic phrase used by undereducated muscle car freaks that have only seen civics with over sized wings and front ends, because a real car person knows that a car can be fast and it doesnt depend on the make but rather on the person doing the tuning of the engine.

Boy look at that civic run 16.7 imports suck ass

by John July 17, 2003

Gordo Magnifico!!

Exclamation of extreme relief and satisfaction after pinching a loaf the size of a german u-boat

Gordo Magnifico!! exclaimed Leroy, i think ive just passed a baby's arm!!

by John January 31, 2004

schledium

An average sized penis

He claimed he had a schlong but it was just a schledium

by John September 5, 2003