John's definitions

Neopets

a game that will take over your life if you allow it to.

basically, you make a pet.
a weird little creature that might resemble a flamingo or penguin.
then you play these addicting games to get "neopoints" which pay for your pet's food. But you don't have to feed it. The fucking things never die, anyways.
And then theres chat boards, "shops" and other stuff.
I once had 500,000 neopoints but my account got frozen because they thought I hacked onto other peoples accounts. Wtf.

Sally: Do you still go on Neopets?
Amos: :chuckle: Yeah! Its flippin' sweet.

by John December 27, 2004

freeloader

a guy who shoots free loads on his girlfriend's boobs.

Sue went out with that freeloader, Jim last night. What a cunt.

by John April 21, 2006

dfwm

(Acronym) "Don't fuck with me." First used circa 2004 by John J Raven and friends.

As a threat: dfwm buddy!
In response to a statement made by someone who is trying to kid you: "Hey man, I won the lottery today!" "dfwm"
In response to any statement made by anyone at any time. "Hey, how are you?" "dfwm"

by john October 31, 2004

rubbus

the seeds and stems (basically the unsmokables) in your herb

there is a lot of rubbus in this sack of weed

by john April 27, 2003

frindle

synonym for 'pen'

hey can i borrow a frindle to write with?

by john March 15, 2004

redone

Any person that acts as a pimp, and plays the SS game, and owns everyone in it.

I think redone is hot.

by John January 24, 2005

breaking benjamin

heavy metal band with two albums, we are not alone and saturate

show me how it ends, it's alright
show me how defenseless you really are
satisfied and empty inside
well that's alright, let's give this another try
-so cold

I want a normal life
just like a new born child
I am a lover hater
I am an instigater
You are an oversight
Don't try to compromise
I'll learn to love to hate it
I am not integrated
-sooner or later

by John March 27, 2005