lickmyear

virtually licking a dogs penis, while calling a really hot man called tom

damn i called u last night but u were probably just lickmyear-ing

by john February 24, 2005

bachelor party

A party a man's friends throw for him before he gets married. There is often heavy drinking and/or strippers (i.e. all the things that he won't be able to enjoy once he's married.)

Two weeks after Tom and Becky's engagement, Tom's friends blindfolded him, threw him in the back of their car, and took him to Layla's Tongue Shop in downtown Harlem. Then next morning, still hungover, he thanked them for a great bachelor party.

by John July 09, 2007

Raider lover

Usually consistng of mexicans that can't speak english, or name one player on the team for that matter. These guys usually live in shit hole appartments with about 10-15 of them to a room. Also see (Beaner).

I'm looken outside, as Juan and his "Amigos" are mowing my lawn. My friends and I are like, damn look at those Raider lovers.

by John February 03, 2005

quattro

All Wheel Drive German performance. Brought to you only by AUDI.

I crashed my fucking car, I wish I had an Audi Quattro!!!

by John February 28, 2004

native americans

The REAL Americans. They lived peacefully until the whites came. They brought diseases such as smallpox and syphilis to the land, disturbed (and later mass-slaughtered) the buffalo which they were dependent on and killed masses of native men, women and children WHO SURRENDERED.

But think about this for a moment; peaceful natives wrongly accused, declared war upon, thousands of innocents tortured and killed... and the land conquered by a bunch of dickwads who wanted GOLD and OIL. History repeating itself?

Pocahontas was real, but when her tribe was slaughtered she ran away to another country where she died of smallpox. Not such a happy ending is it? Many Native Americans died on the tiny infertile reservations they were forced onto.

by John June 18, 2006

Plink

The sound a penny makes when falling to the ground after you throw it away only to find out you need it when you buy your Big Mac because they raised the fucking price!

FUCK! I needed that dam penny!

by John January 15, 2004

hoo haa

A WoRd U SaY AfTEr u DiD SuMfIn SuM1 ElSe WANtEd To Or CaNt Do

TiMmI I AccUlY COuGhT a fOoT BaLl Hoo Haa

by JoHn April 15, 2004