John's definitions

spoonjuice

spoonjuice is also a planet within the bluespoon region of cycojuice

hey dude lets fly to the spoon

by john May 22, 2003

Kupfner

Incest, Inbreeding

You probably fuck your mom you kupfner

by John March 14, 2004

george w. bush

man who in 1989 said himself he was a little rich kid who's only done little unimportant jobs for his dad and should not be elected for even a mayor position.

george w. bush shouldn't have been elected for president.

by john June 6, 2004

george w bush

A reason to move to Canada.

I can't take four more years of dingus ruining our country, I'm moving to Canada!

by John September 1, 2004

Butt Mustard

The tangy yellow spread secreted from the anus during copulation - often used as a spread on chicken sandwiches.

Man, gimme some more of that butt mustard yo, my sandwich is dry.

by John November 12, 2003

scrumdiddilyumptious

when something is very tasty

that belgian waffle looks scrumdiddilyumptious!!!

by john February 18, 2003

hot chilies

A simple exclamation of happiness when something sensical will not do. It is an obscure reference to both Mexicans (though not hateful) and some sort of food.

If one were ever to open a hot chilies stand, it would have to be served out of gondola. Why? It just does, even though it makes no sense. It's logical in an illogical way. To panhandle this food, one would yell, "Gondola hot chilies for sale!"

An Example Conversation

John: "Wow, this is fun!"
Chris: "Yeah it is."
(awkward silence)
Andrew: "Hot chilies!"
John: "Gondola hot chilies..."
Andrew: "... for sale"
Chris laughs.

by John February 14, 2004