rusty cob

A penis that has been in a dirty rectum.

I pulled my cock out of her asshole and I had a rusty cob. Yuk! What a mess.

by JoeyBomm October 29, 2020

lap pussy

A pussy cat that chooses to nap on your lap.

Look at this cat. She could be anywhere in this world but chooses to nap on my lap. She's my lap pussy.

by JoeyBomm June 13, 2020

pigeon peck

This action is done by a stoner with a bag of weed that is mostly shake with a few buds. The object is to pick out the bud pieces before having to smoke the shake.

Check out all of these tiny buds I got out of that bag of shake. I had to pigeon peck them out one by one. Let's smoke up!!!

by JoeyBomm June 15, 2020

Thigh fold

The area of a person's thigh where the skin folds and sweat accumulates. If not kept clean the area will become stinky and will need to be cleaned with soap and water.

Obese Wife: Honey ...I need you to clean my thigh fold again.

Husband: Yes dear!!!
Obese Wife: It's starting to itch again.
Husband: Kill me now!!!

by JoeyBomm May 02, 2023

gotalight

Said fast, it's the combination of the three words "got a light". The phrase is said as a pickup line by women or by a person that needs a lighter.

Girl : Hey baby....gotalight? (Cigarette hanging from her mouth)

by JoeyBomm April 27, 2020

cheesed over

Something that doesn't work correctly.

My car engine is cheesed over because I forgot to check the oil.

by JoeyBomm July 19, 2024

Social distancing "x"

The "x" placed on the floor of banks and stores in the wake the covid19 Corona virus pandemic of the year 2020. It is usually tape and spaced 6 feet apart to minimize the spread of the virus.

Get your ass on that social distancing "x" or a store employee who thinks he's the police/security will remove you from the establishment.

by JoeyBomm April 18, 2020