JoeyBomm's definitions

Woodsmith

A female or male that makes a practice of sucking cock.

I'm going to see my woodsmith tonight ....I could sure use a good blow job.

by JoeyBomm April 13, 2021

carpet miner

A person that mistakenly drops their dope stash on the carpet and then tries to recover it by picking it out with two fingers.

Dennis is being a carpet miner because he was careless with his dope and dropped it on the carpet.

by JoeyBomm July 27, 2020

nimble knob

A frail or weak individual that stands alone in the corner of a crowded room with only his thoughts to keep him entertained.

Guy# 1: That guy has been staring at that chick for an hour now. That's annoying me! Guy# 2: Ummmm yeah......he's a nimble knob! Just look at his haircut.

by JoeyBomm June 29, 2020

Smelt like smelt

Refers to the act of smelling a stinky ass crack that smells like a smelt fish.

Man....that bitches ass smelt like smelt!

by JoeyBomm January 2, 2021

Misty Meaner

The name of a hot stripper at a club in Phoenix Arizona that is now out of work because of the covid19 virus.

Look at Misty Meaner working that sign on the Phoenix streets. She can't find a job.

by JoeyBomm June 20, 2020

Double jointed

When two joints are passed around a group of friends and one friend is holding a joint and talks so much that the other joint makes it to everyone then gets handed to him as he's still holding the first joint thus creating a double jointed situation.

Jimmy boy is nursing that joint and now he's double jointed.

by JoeyBomm October 18, 2021

Fort Lottatail

Fort Lauderdale Florida during spring break where the beach is covered with hot chicks wearing bikinis.

I'm planning to spend spring break in Fort Lottatail watching a bunch of drunk bitches entering wet bikini contests.😜

by JoeyBomm October 20, 2021