Definitions by JoeyBomm

bumped me for a cigarette

This is said when a person passing by on the street takes two fingers and bumps their mouth basically asking you if you have a cigarette that they can mouch from you.

That low life piece of shit just bumped me for a cigarette. Fuck that guy.

bumped me for a cigarette by JoeyBomm June 23, 2023

Gravitar 

A water bong made of a 3 liter plastic bottle with it's top cut off and a 2 liter plastic bottle with the bottom cut off. The 2 liter bottle is has a hole drilled in the top that fits a bowl. Pack the bowl with weed and light then pull upward on the 2 liter bottle. Take cap off with bowl...put mouth by hole and push down on 2 liter bottle. Sit down and enjoy the buzz.

Holy shit I just took a hit off the Gravitar. I'm on cloud nine.

Gravitar by JoeyBomm May 13, 2023

Cat ring

The oily spot left on your blankets or couch where a cat sleeps.

I have to buy a new blanket every few months because the cat ring won't wash off.

Cat ring by JoeyBomm May 13, 2023

Thigh fold

The area of a person's thigh where the skin folds and sweat accumulates. If not kept clean the area will become stinky and will need to be cleaned with soap and water.

Obese Wife: Honey ...I need you to clean my thigh fold again.

Husband: Yes dear!!!
Obese Wife: It's starting to itch again.
Husband: Kill me now!!!

Thigh fold by JoeyBomm May 2, 2023

worry wrinkles 

These are wrinkles that are permanently on a person's face from worrying about everything in life.

Wow...look at the worry wrinkles on her face. It makes her look old.

worry wrinkles by JoeyBomm April 27, 2023

scrote sack 

A person that acts in an weird manner that is not consistent with the way others act.

Look at that scrote sack Larry picking his nose and eating the booger. Gross!!!

scrote sack by JoeyBomm April 26, 2023

Haywood Jablowme 

This sounds like a person's name but in reality it's just another way of asking a woman to blow you.

Jimmy comes home late after drinking with Larry and his wife says "who where you drinking with?" Jimmy's answer is Haywood Jablowme! Then his wife drops to her knees and blows him.

Haywood Jablowme by JoeyBomm April 10, 2023