JoeyBomm's definitions

Boy-yoy-yoing

An imaginary sound referring to an erect penis when excited. A large pair of breasts make the same imaginary sound when flopping out of a bra or bouncing up and down.

Holy shit did you see the tits and ass on that chick? Boy-yoy-yoing!!!!

by JoeyBomm February 22, 2021

rusty cob

A penis that has been in a dirty rectum.

I pulled my cock out of her asshole and I had a rusty cob. Yuk! What a mess.

by JoeyBomm October 29, 2020

April fool

An idiotic person that goes to public places in the month of April without wearing a mask to cover their mouth during a pandemic.

Joey: Look at that stupid person in the grocery store not wearing a mask! Jimmy: What an April fool !!! After today that April fool will be a May fool.

by JoeyBomm April 30, 2020

Beefed up

Depending on your sexual preference, it is the act of fucking a woman or man with a very stiff penis in the vagina and/or asshole.

I think I'm going to check that hot chick out tonight. She's going to get beefed up. I'm going to give her the potato cock!

by JoeyBomm June 1, 2020

whaz up?

Often said by an stoned or drunk motherfucker walking into a party of stoned and drunk motherfuckers.

Stoned guy: Whaz up? Everybody in the room: Whaz up?

by JoeyBomm June 15, 2020

mason jar anus

A person with an asshole the size of a mason jar.

Guy#1 : Man dude I was poking that hot box two houses down and slipped out of her vag and fell into her mason jar anus. Guy#2 : So you got mud on your helmet? Guy#1 : Yeah but it washed right off.

by JoeyBomm June 4, 2020

pigeon peck

This action is done by a stoner with a bag of weed that is mostly shake with a few buds. The object is to pick out the bud pieces before having to smoke the shake.

Check out all of these tiny buds I got out of that bag of shake. I had to pigeon peck them out one by one. Let's smoke up!!!

by JoeyBomm June 15, 2020