Definitions by JoeyBomm

Hightail 

This word is derived from animals with tails usually chasing something or fleeing for their life. Usually the tail is straight up in a defensive posture as the animal is running away.

I saw a stray cat hightail out of my yard once it saw my dog.

Hightail by JoeyBomm December 26, 2021

Catball

A group of two or more cats huddled together for warmth thus forming a ball of cats.

Don't worry about it being too cold for the cats outside tonight. They will group together to form a catball for warmth.

Catball by JoeyBomm November 26, 2021

one more for good measure 

This is a phrase used by a drunk or stoned person to have one more drink or toke to finish off the night. This way the persons night measures up to previous night of getting hammered.

Jimmy decided to have one more for good measure before he stumbled home from the bar.

one more for good measure by JoeyBomm November 21, 2021

Walking sharts 

When a person is walking and they squeeze out a fart but instead of gas coming out of their asshole they shit their pants.

I have to go home to clean my ass crack because I have the walking sharts and made a huge mess in my shorts. Yuk!!!

Walking sharts by JoeyBomm October 20, 2021

Fort Lottatail 

Fort Lauderdale Florida during spring break where the beach is covered with hot chicks wearing bikinis.

I'm planning to spend spring break in Fort Lottatail watching a bunch of drunk bitches entering wet bikini contests.😜

Fort Lottatail by JoeyBomm October 20, 2021

Double jointed 

When two joints are passed around a group of friends and one friend is holding a joint and talks so much that the other joint makes it to everyone then gets handed to him as he's still holding the first joint thus creating a double jointed situation.

Jimmy boy is nursing that joint and now he's double jointed.

Double jointed by JoeyBomm October 18, 2021

Jello belly 

A fat persons stomach that wobbles like jello when pushed on or shaken.

That fat fuck has a jello belly!

Jello belly by JoeyBomm October 17, 2021