JoeyBomm's definitions

cojones virus

A drunk Mexicans way of saying the Corona virus.

(drunk Mexican drinks off a bottle of whiskey): Me thinks I've got the cojones virus........(hickup)!

by JoeyBomm May 14, 2020

frew up

A little kids way of saying to an adult that they just threw up.

Mommy: Jimmy did you just throw up? Jimmy: Yes Mommy......... I frew up! 🤮

by JoeyBomm May 16, 2020

garf weed

Marijuana that looks, smells and tastes like dirt. The bag of pot usually has a shitload of seeds and stems.

Jimmy Boy is selling garf weed again. It tastes like Mexican dirt weed.

by JoeyBomm March 19, 2021

shitbag cornhole

A version of the game cornhole played with plastic grocery bags with shit in the bottom. Tied at the top to minimize splatter, they are tossed over a barbwire fence and into a dumpster. If it misses the dumpster the thrower must walk around the fence to throw the shitbag in the dumpster.

I play shitbag cornhole every day due to the fact that my toilet is broken.

by JoeyBomm September 28, 2021

Woodsmithing

The physical act of a persons mouth moving up and down on a penis.

That hoe over there is fixin to do some woodsmithing on my pole after I ass fuck her!

by JoeyBomm April 14, 2021

Sleaze hole

A dirty woman that has sex with anybody. May even go so far as to have sex with animals.

Guy #1: See that girl sitting at the bar flirting with that group of guys? Guy #2: Yeah what about her? Guy #1: She's a sleaze hole and will fuck at least two of those cocks tonight.

by JoeyBomm October 14, 2021