Urban Dictionary: Definitions by JoeyBomm

Penis squash

This happens when an aggressive stripper thrusts her ass and cunt on your lap while you are enjoying the view.

I got the worst table dance yesterday. That bitch did a penis squash on me and now my junk is killing me.

by JoeyBomm March 6, 2023

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Corkable

A standard of measurement used by guys to judge whether or not they would have sex with a woman. The word refers to a penis entering and plugging a vagina.

Guy #1: Hey man...check out that chick.
Guy #2: She looks corkable to me. I'm going to get her phone number.

by JoeyBomm October 3, 2022

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Cobid

This is the way "covid" is pronounced by people south of the border.

Valente: I got cobid last year. Alejandro: Yep I had cobid around the same time that you did.

by JoeyBomm April 16, 2022

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All better?

A stupid thing that a wife can say to a guy after she withheld sex from him for a week.

Guy: Blows his nut (after working his ass off to provide for his family all week). Wife: Oh my God that was great! All better? Guy: Lets go again!!!

by JoeyBomm March 8, 2022

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2/22/2022 at 2:22

One of the most amazing times in a person's life to smoke marijuana.

I got high on 2/22/2022 at 2:22.

by JoeyBomm February 22, 2022

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Any person in the world that fights against the covid 19 virus. Can either be a person that has the covid virus and is fighting to get better from it's effects or a medical professional that fights to keep people alive that have the covid 19 virus.

My brother Jimmy is a covid avenger. He is a paramedic that helps people get medical treatment that have the covid 19 virus. He's a covid hero also and has saved countless lives.

by JoeyBomm January 27, 2022