Joey's definitions

Vapenaginis

The sexual organ of a person of unrecognizable gender. Also, a person with such a personality that they represent both sexes.

Guy 1: Dude, Clarissa has a vapenaginis.
Guy 2: Dude, who's Clarissa?
Guy 1: (Points) That girl over there.
Guy 2: Dude! That's my best friend Eric!

by Joey January 20, 2005

Ass Jouster

A man that loves to engage in the act of anal sex.

A man that is also an asshole.

"Dude, did you get on Counterstrike today?"
"Yeah. That guy named System-Error was on."
"Him!? He's an ass jouster."
"Totally."

by Joey December 6, 2004

gu

gu, gued, guing..
adjective: hustled, shaded, had, taken advantage of, criticized, made fun of, heckled, laughed at.

"Eh man, he ran off with my girl and gave me the finger."
"Heh, you've been gued."

by Joey August 8, 2003

assaholic

a person who loves ass

i love ass! i think im an assaholic

by joey April 29, 2003

jam box

usefull filler when you don't know ones name best if preceded by a first name starting with J as well. or as useful anonymous title.

Wheres Jimmy Jam Box?

"This is Jimmy Jam Box at Z94 FM..."

by joey December 2, 2004

O-ops

When you roll two blunts together.

"rollin two phily's together - in the bridge we call em o-ops"

by Joey October 12, 2003

Yass

A many layered mans well Defined Beard

'Jesus check out the angle on that mans Yass

by jOEY April 29, 2004