Metrostoner

To appreciate the stoner/pothead lifestyle yet not partake.

Even though Bob doesn’t smoke, he always has the munchies.

by Joel June 01, 2004

Fa-der-o-lo-gist

A person who cuts, shaves, and trims hair, and beards. An expert in grooming

by Joel December 14, 2003

to pump a dump,back one out, ride the porcelein horse, feed the porcelein monster, hang a boris, lay a cable=DO A SHIT

man i really needed to snap that grogan, it touched the bottom while still connected

by joel October 16, 2004

chelsea has one nasty stankafuss

by Joel December 07, 2002

Kicking the jukebox : one who is kicking the jukebox is "the man".

Nick stole the road sign! He's kicking the juke box!

by Joel February 19, 2003

Refers to an article that is too small for the person wearing it. A comparison to the way a black male penis fits into a young girls vagina.

Hey yo B, that jacket's young fittin!

by joel February 23, 2004

Another name for a getting slushed by a speeding truck inthe winter

I had to use my wipers for 10 minutes after getting sklabloogened by that fucking truck.

by Joel September 24, 2003