h'runk

When u drunk n high at the same time niga.

"Say niga you straight up h'runk dawg and thats fooosheezy!"

by Joel September 05, 2004

shriv

usually followed by a hand motion consisting of a closed fist above the waist pivoted forward and backward from the wrist

Dude, the singer for My Chemical Romance... what a shriv. hand motion follows

by joel January 04, 2005

This should be said whenever something good happens, such as making a three-pointer in basketball, or talking about money.

Billy hit's a three and shouts out: "Dollas!"

by Joel July 09, 2004

a wigger that acts more black then black people

wow that kids a witiebaca

by joel October 02, 2003

Any food that has fallen on the ground is allowed a maximum of 5 seconds before it is left as trash.

Well...I picked up this banana before it was on the ground for longer than 5 seconds. That's the 5 second rule.

by Joel July 09, 2004

when you feel like you need to fart, but when you do, you shit your pants

Wozny dolched his pants!

by Joel February 21, 2003

a codename for a homosexual obsession with tom cruise, usually originating in boys named pete. who think they are fucking awesome.

"man my mission impossible is really acting up today."
"yeah i know, i saw the stains."

by joel June 22, 2004