Joel's definitions

best friend

At gun point, my best friend is whomever they tell me it is.

Frank is currently my best friend.

by Joel February 11, 2007

TOMTB

Acronym: Taking Off My Training Bra

<15 Year Old Guy>: What are you doing now?
<40 Year Old Guy>: TOMTB
<15 Year Old Guy>: I'm so hot, I want you now.

by Joel March 28, 2004

Thumbs

A wooden monkey with only one thumb.

"Thumbs fell off the ledge and broke a thumb off"

by Joel January 9, 2004

lower case g

Young ganster (gangsta), gangster's child

I been pimpin' hoes since i was a lower case g

by Joel April 14, 2005

o'dark hundred

they use it in the military

o'dark hundred are the hours before the sun comes up

oh shit, I gotta wake up at o'dark hundred tomorrow morning

by joel April 11, 2000

Diephobe

Any person who is afraid or unwilling to admit that God is real and that the only way to Him is through His Son, Jesus Christ.

Atheists and agnostics are Diephobes.

by Joel November 16, 2004

tapping clam

to have anal sex with a female and having her suck your penis.

pamela and tommy lee

by joel April 10, 2006