Moose

A really ugly woman, who most blokes, in their right mind, wouldn't touch with a bloody mile-long barge-pole.

"Have ya seen Dave's new girlfriend? She's a right fuckin' moose!"

by Joe_Schmuck December 14, 2024

Kill me tonight!

A slightly dated Jewish expression of anger, disgust, dismay or frustration, literally meaning "I don't want to live to see tomorrow!"- (probably pretty much equivalent to something along the lines of "For fuck's sake!") I first heard this expression being used by my now, ex-girlfriend's stepmum.

"Oy vey! I can't believe she's invited that prat round here again! Kill me tonight!"

by Joe_Schmuck September 09, 2018

Jammy

Cockney and general London criminal slang for a police-car, used in this manner due to the fact that police-cars in London- (England), used to have orange and yellow stripes running down the side of them back in the day, which apparently, made them look like jam sandwiches- (short for the London slang-term, "jam sandwich.")

Shit, lads! It's the fuckin' jammy! Scarper!

by Joe_Schmuck August 07, 2017

tinydating

1. Dating someone on Tinychat, via webcam.

2. Becoming and carrying on like a couple on Tinychat, via webcam.

3. Being in a romantic relationship on Tinychat, via webcam.

Tinydating: 1. I wonder if Amy would be interested in Tinydating me.

Tinydating: 2. Dave and Becky are probably gunna start Tinydating anytime now.

Tinydating: 3. I've been Tinydating my girlfriend for about a year now.

by Joe_Schmuck May 07, 2016

tinydate

1. To get involved with someone, romantically, via webcam, on Tinychat.com.
2. To become and carry on like a couple on Tinychat, via webcam.

Tinydate: 1. Hey, guess what! Dan's only started Tinydating Melissa.

Tinydate: 2. Ronnie and Skye have been Tinydating for months now.

by Joe_Schmuck May 07, 2016