two bob bits

Slang word meaning the shits aka diorrea.
Timothy - "Soz m8 i cant go cinema tonight I got the two bob bits, i'll be shittin like a horse"
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W800i

The greatest mp3 phone ever made by Sony Erricson!
I like the feeling of my W800i, it makes me orgasm
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nobcheese

A fuckin' stinky substance which builds up under your Bell end if you dont clean it regularly.
After being ill for a few days in bed, Timothy found that he had a large collection of Nobcheese (Smegma) waiting to be cleaned underneath his bellend.
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posh wank

Where A Man Masturbates Whilst Wearing A Condom.
Henry - "Fuck Did I 'Ave A Good Posh Wank Last Christmas Eve!"

Greg - "You Wanna Be Careful You Dont Snap Your Banjo Cord!"
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tango clear

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etnies

Etnies is an American footwear brand based in Lake Forest, California and owned by Sole Technology, Inc. with roots deeply embedded in skateboarding. etnies is primarily a maker of footwear designed for skateboarding, but in more recent years etnies has also created shoes and clothing for snowboarders, BMX and motocross riders, as well as surfers.

Started in France in 1986, the brand's original name was Etnics, derived from the word "ethnic," which was a nod to the skateboarding sub-culture. It was later renamed etnies due to legal issues. In 1989, Pierre-André Sénizergues took charge, making it the first skateboard shoe brand owned by a professional skateboarder.

etnies is considered to be the most accessible of Sole Technology's brands. While its other brands, éS Footwear and Emerica, focus more narrowly on skateboarding shoes, etnies has a broader appeal, designing shoes for toddlers, as well as etnies Girl, a line for girls and women. 1

etnies sponsors many professional action sports athletes in sports such as skateboarding, snowboarding, surfing, BMX, and motocross.

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gilf

Did you just see that hot piece of granny ass!? thats some serious gilf mofo!
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