Joe Nazmdeh's definitions

quim

A Womens VAGINA, Very Cosy place to store your penis;)

Andrew- Fuckin Hell i'd love to get a peek of bethany's quim!

by Joe Nazmdeh January 13, 2006

nads

Testicles

Where would We Be Without them?????

Oh shit..... i think just tore my nads off with that skipping rope....

by Joe Nazmdeh January 11, 2006

Andy Milonakis

A Hilarious Show To Watch A Kid Doing Completely Random Stuff Until U Find Out Hes 29. I feel sorry for him.

"My Glasses Are Broken!" - andy milonakis

by Joe Nazmdeh April 17, 2006

tit wank

when a girl pushes her beautiful babalons together and the man rams his erect penis up and down the middle of them.

Bernard- "Cor' Blimey Did I Give Margeret A fuckin' Last Night. And A Neat Tit Wank!"

by Joe Nazmdeh December 28, 2005

posh wank

Where A Man Masturbates Whilst Wearing A Condom.

Henry - "Fuck Did I 'Ave A Good Posh Wank Last Christmas Eve!"

Greg - "You Wanna Be Careful You Dont Snap Your Banjo Cord!"

by Joe Nazmdeh December 28, 2005

cum

a sticky substance which shoots out your penis like greased lightning.

David - O Bugga.... I Cummed on My Late Grandmothers Tv Control

by Joe Nazmdeh December 28, 2005

W800i

The greatest mp3 phone ever made by Sony Erricson!

I like the feeling of my W800i, it makes me orgasm

by Joe Nazmdeh January 7, 2007