Joe Nazmdeh's definitions

cum

a sticky substance which shoots out your penis like greased lightning.

David - O Bugga.... I Cummed on My Late Grandmothers Tv Control

by Joe Nazmdeh December 28, 2005

W800i

The greatest mp3 phone ever made by Sony Erricson!

I like the feeling of my W800i, it makes me orgasm

by Joe Nazmdeh January 7, 2007

tango clear

A Tasty Drink by Tango.

Shit This Tango Clear Is Good.

by Joe Nazmdeh January 2, 2006

crf50

A 50cc pit bike, aka minibike, made by Honda. Was the minibike that started the whole thing which has elevated into a worldwide sport. These bikes are smaller than most dirt bikes, hence the name 'Minibike'

Check out the sweeet engine on that Honda crf50!

by Joe Nazmdeh December 3, 2006

tit wash

Where a man cums onto a women's titties.

Livvi- Fuckin' Give me A Tit Wash Now!

by Joe Nazmdeh January 7, 2006

gilf

A Grandmother I'd Like To Fuck.

Did you just see that hot piece of granny ass!? thats some serious gilf mofo!

by Joe Nazmdeh January 13, 2006

tit wank

when a girl pushes her beautiful babalons together and the man rams his erect penis up and down the middle of them.

Bernard- "Cor' Blimey Did I Give Margeret A fuckin' Last Night. And A Neat Tit Wank!"

by Joe Nazmdeh December 28, 2005