Definitions by Joe Iron
bourgeoisie
I had to quit dating that bourgeoisie chick, I couldn't afford it.
That bourgeoisie kid in class just got a new BMW.
That bourgeoisie kid in class just got a new BMW.
bourgeoisie by Joe Iron February 1, 2008
Guardian of the Center of the Universe
A homeless man who sat in the corner booth of the white castles at the intersection of 119th Street and Indianapolis Blvd in Whiting, IN from the 1970s to 1990s. Do to its proximity to Chicago, during the 1930s this intersection was one of the busiest intersections in the country. There was once the architectural landmark of the Illiana Hotel but it was demolished during the early 90s. The only remenant of its long vibrant history is aforementioned White Castles
I saw The Guardian of the Center of the Universe, he sure got old.
I heard The Guardian of the Center of the Universe used to work in a steel mill.
I heard the Guardian of the Center of the Universe died.
I heard The Guardian of the Center of the Universe used to work in a steel mill.
I heard the Guardian of the Center of the Universe died.
Guardian of the Center of the Universe by Joe Iron January 21, 2008
Elvis in the bathroom
Another supermodel did an Elvis in the bathroom.
Crazy Bob did too many ludes, lucky I walked in on him or he would have done an Elvis in the bathroom.
Crazy Bob did too many ludes, lucky I walked in on him or he would have done an Elvis in the bathroom.
Elvis in the bathroom by Joe Iron January 21, 2008
MVS
An IBM mainframe operating system. Sort of like a dying language, in use but dying a long slow death.
Also means a dinosaur.
Also means a dinosaur.
Nothing sadder than an old MVS guy still looking for a gig.
That guy working behind the counter at McDonalds is an old MVS guy.
That guy working behind the counter at McDonalds is an old MVS guy.