Joe Clabough's definitions

toss the cactus

licking the ass of a very hairy person, or licking the ass of a black person because of the wiry hairs.

I was tossin that nigga's cactus and I sliced my damn tongue into ribbons.
I aint gunna toss the cactus on that bitch ass nigga again

by Joe Clabough October 24, 2008

Boxing The Dummy

for a man to slap his cock around

for a man to jerk his pork

for a man to skin his mule

Damn I'm bored, I guess I will just stay home and box my dummy

wheres dave? oh that fucker is off somewhere boxing the dummy

by Joe Clabough October 18, 2008

by proxy

to get something second hand

johns dog sits and licks his balls and ass all day, and john also eats balls and asshole by proxy when the dog licks johns lips

But dosent a dog have the cleanest mouth in town? "maybe, but all i know is that they have the cleanest balls and asshole in town

by joe clabough July 5, 2005

hulk out

to become extremely large from lifting weights

"holy fuck dude" you have fuckin hulked out since the last time i saw you, are you taking muther fuckin steroids or something bitch?

by joe clabough March 24, 2005

popcorn load

a load of cum produced at orgasm that is shot up in the air and caught in ones mouth

this fine ass bitch was jackin me off and I busted my nuts so hard that I shot up a popcorn load and the bitch caught it in her mouth

by joe clabough March 23, 2005

kids

shit

excrament

little brown broken pieces of shit

holy fuck man, I almost shit my pants and
I just barely made it to the cosbey pool to drop off the kids

WHAT THE FUCK DUDE!!! SOME ONE DIDNT FLUSH THE SHITTER AND THIER KIDS ARE STILL FLOATING IN THERE (one of them still looks alive) (pokes at it with stick)

by joe clabough February 23, 2005

clown shoes

something or someone that is a total joke

*your sneakers are fuckin clown shoes dude
*that asshole aint nothing but clown shoes
*dude, your car is total clown shoes

by Joe Clabough February 22, 2005