Joe Bone's definitions

goob

a female newbie, as in "girl noob"

Overheard on Halo online: "What are you goobs about 13 years old? Beat it."

by Joe Bone March 9, 2005

clobber the clown

male masturbation; a handjob

"I stuck my head in and caught him clobberin his clown."

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

sacajawea

a scrotum, or "nutsack"

Ouch!- I sat down wrong and hurt my sacajawea.

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

swordfight

Two guys having sex simultaneously with the same woman-- one in her ass and one in her snapper.

Dude: I am very surprised that Brandeis girl let us swordfight inside her.
Guy: I am not.

by Joe Bone April 6, 2005

niggers go deep

A football play in which several speedy wide receivers (generally of African descent) run to the endzone (go deep) in an attempt to catch a long forward pass from the quarterback. Often used in late game situations, it is particularly effective against teams with white defensive backs.

With 14 seconds to go, Marino called "niggers go deep".

by Joe Bone April 17, 2005

barnburner

An especially exciting sporting event such as a football or basketball game, typified by back and forth scoring and a great finish.

Dad: "Damn, that game was a barnburner!"

Joe: "What the hell are you talking about, old man?"

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

burgermeister

An adept outdoor chef; typically a master of exemplary hamburgers and related fare, often in a tailgate setting.

Dude, yo is da Burgermeister!

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005