Definitions by Joe Bone

blotch 

Wet flatulence, or the mark thereof in one's underwear. Unexpectedly or accidentally emitting liquid or solids with the gas. (Similar to skidmark, which may also relate to poor wiping technique.)

Dad: <wet farting sound> "Uh oh."
Joe: "Did you get any on you?"
Dad: "Yes, I believe I may have blotched."

blotch by Joe Bone April 11, 2005

buttfuck

To light one's cigarette off of another's lit cigarette.

Fraternity boy 1: "How about a buttfuck?"
Fraternity boy 2: "Sure."

buttfuck by Joe Bone April 11, 2005

salad man 

generic term for any dining hall or cafeteria worker; typically a person who tends the salad bar or portions out food as diners pass through the line

Salad man: "Cream on your corn?"
Customer: "Uh, no thanks, salad man."

salad man by Joe Bone April 7, 2005

swordfight 

Two guys having sex simultaneously with the same woman-- one in her ass and one in her snapper.

Dude: I am very surprised that Brandeis girl let us swordfight inside her.
Guy: I am not.

swordfight by Joe Bone April 6, 2005

fudgie

a tourist, typically middle-aged and often overweight, who enjoys fudge and similar confections, especially in places like Mackinac Island Michigan or Door County Wisconsin.

"My God, Clark, you almost ran over that fudgie."

fudgie by Joe Bone April 1, 2005

ya hey 

OK, yes, or hello in Minnesota/Wisconsin speak. From German "Ja".

Stosh: "Ya hey dere, Otto."
Otto: "Ya hey."

Lars: "You like hot dish?"
Sven: "Ya hey!"

ya hey by Joe Bone March 24, 2005

ROFLSHISMMFP 

IM Chat acronym for "Rolling on floor laughing so hard I shit my motherfucking pants."

n00b: "LMAO"
d0rk: "ROFL"
Joe: "ROFLSHISMMFP"

ROFLSHISMMFP by Joe Bone March 24, 2005