goob

a female newbie, as in "girl noob"

Overheard on Halo online: "What are you goobs about 13 years old? Beat it."

by Joe Bone March 09, 2005

something you don't want

a very bad outcome; serious trouble or a big mess; a beatdown.

"Dude you keep saying that and you're gonna get something you don't want."

by Joe Bone May 13, 2005

lay chili

1. Lay chilly, as in wait, be cool.

2. Lay chili, as in to party very hard.

3. Lay chili, as in serious defecation after partying hard; beer shits.

1. "Dude, lay chilly; I don't wanna get my ass kicked"

2. "Dude, I'm gonna lay some chili tonight, yace-ah"

3. "Aw dude, I have got to lay chili right now or there is gonna be something you don't want."

by Joe Bone March 09, 2005

how it's gonna be

1. assert one's power over a subordinate, often with reference to firing or disciplining someone

2. kick someone's ass

similar: how it's going to be, how it is

1. Boss told her how it's gonna be; now she's on the street.

2. Moose and Rocco told him how it's gonna be; now he's in the street.

by Joe Bone March 08, 2005

sausage soup

A hot tub or swimming pool filled only with men.

Damn, bro, sausage soup again. Let's go find some pie.

by Joe Bone March 07, 2005

dog leg

1. in golf, a layout that turns to the right or left.

2. a large turd that sticks up out of the water

1. "Seve tried to cut the dog leg, but ended up in the rough."

2. "That dog leg is better out than a man's eye."

by Joe Bone March 16, 2005

number three

Urinating (number one) and defecating (number two) simultaneously.

Joe: Damn I got to go.
Jim: Number one or number two?
Joe: Both, bro'.. number three!

by Joe Bone March 08, 2005