rolling on the floor laughing my ass off all day long
joe: i felt so bad calling 911 and telling them i locked myself inside of my car.
fred: rotflmaoadl
a stupid person, a vulgar yet truthful term...a boxular object which a women douches in
yo man you stupid fuck don't fucking be a douche box...AWW SHIT...i just nailed my bitch and she needs a box to douche in
an iced out gangsta with 50 bitches on each arm and a car with bling blingin pimp-ass rims
those rims r iced out holmes
a dick that goes up then does a 180 on itself.
looks like he could lift 50 pounds with that captain hook of his.
someone who's brain, tho found in their pants, only functions when their dick is hard, therefore they have practiced a permanent erection
Saint Ownsalot
Buy a
Walking Erection
mug!
To pull your Johnson out of a girls (or guys) ass and promptly shove it in her mouth.
While I was jackhammering her ass I decided to give her a dirty Pablo, I so pulled pole out and shoved it in her mouth! She loved it!
When you lift your hand to stop a perfectly good conversation of mocking somone. "Talk to the Hand" is, has, and always will be stupid stupid stupid. It is done by annoying white girls and oreos. Stupid Stupid Stupid.
Me: Wow so I heard your an idiot
Stupid idiot: Talk to the hand
Me: Wow stupid!
Buy a
talk to the hand
mug!