Walking Erection

someone who's brain, tho found in their pants, only functions when their dick is hard, therefore they have practiced a permanent erection
Saint Ownsalot
by Joe Blow December 04, 2003
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captain hook

a dick that goes up then does a 180 on itself.
looks like he could lift 50 pounds with that captain hook of his.
by joe blow November 13, 2002
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hot fart

when u have a hell of a lot more peanut butter than u r supposed to, you expel a warm, wet, potent fart
dude i just had a hot fary so u might want to clear out.
by Joe Blow March 13, 2004
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jd

an iced out gangsta with 50 bitches on each arm and a car with bling blingin pimp-ass rims
by joe blow February 16, 2003
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sexual being

A person who has a very sexual nature or is of sexual character most of the time. Usually are dirty minded and have a high sex drive. Can also refer to a very attractive man or woman.
Woah.. that woman is one sexual being.. did you see the way she was walking?

Astrid is one sexual being.. bloody awesome in bed!
by Joe Blow July 05, 2004
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euroweenie

A European, or American who wishes he/she were European, with an ultra-liberal view of the world, who believes that the United States should roll over like a bunch of pussies and become testicle-less Socialist wimps like they are.
by Joe Blow February 02, 2005
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shiiiit

used to express the unlikelyhood of something happening.
person: would you pop to the stores and get some milk?
james: Shiiit!

person:do you think you've got a chance with that girl?
James: Shiiit!

James: I really like doing this newspaper...shiiit!
by Joe Blow November 25, 2004
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