purple nurple

the act of twisting on the nurple very painfully until it is bruised (purple)
Kyle got tied up to a chair and got triple purple nurple on each nurple from his older sister and friends. Then he went crying ot his other older sister who did the exact same thing with her friends.
by Jon November 24, 2003
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prostitot

a young girl (10-16) that dresses slutty and tries to be a prostitute but does not act on any prositutial activities.
That girl is such a prostitot!
by Jon November 12, 2003
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flackshack

I live in the flakshack that Larry had just painted.
by Jon December 08, 2004
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Canyonnerro

the truck with four wheel drive,
Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five. it goes real slow with the hammer down, it's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown.
Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
Sixty five tons of American pride! Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts! She blinds everybody with her super high beams, She's a squirrel-squashin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine.
take the Canyonnerro, fuck the burban!
by jon January 08, 2004
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Seattle

A city in Washington State.

What can I say? I live in California, and I hate it. Seattle is my place, and even though it does has it flaws, I still, and always love the Emerald City.
Seattle, A Jewel Of The Pacific Northwest.
by Jon March 14, 2005
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gug

A generous and loving mother-in-law and/or grandmother
(Question) "Hey kids, wanna go over to Gug's house?" (Answer) "Yipee!"
by Jon December 25, 2003
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slow motion

Oh baby,i love it when u slow motion for me.
by Jon May 13, 2005
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