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Zero Gravity 

A great band with such songs as "Midnight Crush". Lead guitarist Devin Malone is fuckin' amazing!
Zero Gravity is my favorite rock band of all time. I can play all of their songs.
Zero Gravity by Jon June 30, 2005

flippin' lousy 

"If you listen to only the backing track of The Beatles without their voices, it's flippin' lousy."
flippin' lousy by Jon June 30, 2005
Mami likes drawing text pictures of himans when talking on AIM. ==;;;;;;
himan by Jon June 19, 2005

cell phone 

A number you should NEVER EVER give to your boss.
cell phone by jon June 19, 2005

beer pong 

n. A drinking game in which players attempt to throw ping pong balls across a table into an opponent's half-filled cups of beer. Players are required to drink the beer from any of their cups into which the opponent throws a ball. The first player to hit all their opponent's cups wins. The loser is required to drink whatever beer is left on the table (in opponent's cups). For sanitary reasons a cup of water is kept at either end of the table to wash the balls off after each throw, but if you've ever played you know it doesn't really help.

Note: Table size, number of players/cups, and house rules concerning bounces, misses, and crossovers vary depending on the college/fraternity/drinking club involved.

Addition: This definition of beer pong is technicaally Beirut, but the orginal version of beer pong is so widely unplayed that the name is now a synonym for Beirut, especially in the South and at public universities.
Abbie has a beer pong addiction, and we may have to intervene.
beer pong by Jon June 3, 2005
"When Bill and I fight, I'm totally gonna cold-cock that guy".
cold-cock by Jon May 13, 2005
anything that is a piece of shit, somthing that crappy,old or broken..
Dude your car is a pile. (meaning your car is a piece of shit)Can even mean a person who is lazy or just a waste of life)
pile by jon May 13, 2005