hot chilies

A simple exclamation of happiness when something sensical will not do. It is an obscure reference to both Mexicans (though not hateful) and some sort of food.

If one were ever to open a hot chilies stand, it would have to be served out of gondola. Why? It just does, even though it makes no sense. It's logical in an illogical way. To panhandle this food, one would yell, "Gondola hot chilies for sale!"
An Example Conversation

John: "Wow, this is fun!"
Chris: "Yeah it is."
(awkward silence)
Andrew: "Hot chilies!"
John: "Gondola hot chilies..."
Andrew: "... for sale"
Chris laughs.
by John February 14, 2004
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plachta

When you take copious swigs of alcohol (rum,vodka,whatever) in front of a crowd of people for the delight of all. Gargling said beverage is also advised to enhance the crowd appeal.
-"Man, did you see him plachta that rum in front of the cop?"
-"Yeah, at least we got her to take her clothes off for him"
-"Ah... I love Panama City"
by John January 09, 2005
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Cockslut

A man who wants to use his cock so as to be made to feel like a slut (an erect male slut)
A man who finds his "package" being felt by strangers in a public place and reacts by allowing it
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shit eater

a person who experiences intense orgasm while ingesting massive amounts of fecal matter from their sex partner.
" i wish i was jennifer lopez' shit eater!"
by john March 16, 2003
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Zerling

-xCs- Zerling
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iron maiden

totally disagree with that guy on the other definition. "Fear of the dark" is the best iron maiden song. although iron maiden an metallica are qualitaaaaaaaaaaaay
by john September 29, 2003
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whome

A person who responds when you call out to them on the street as "Who, me?".
by John February 04, 2004
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