JoHn's definitions

Metrosexual

n. a male that is straight (heterosexual) but appreciates the gay culture and gets in touch with his feminene side. (metro, metrosexuality)

Don't be trippin wit' Clay Aiken off a American IDol. He ain't gay, he a metrosexual.

by John November 1, 2003

high maintenance

A person who has expensive taste (re. clothing, restaurants, etc.).
This person is never comfortable because he/she is constantly concerned about his/her appearance.
This person feels they are better than most people and usually judge others based on outward appearances.

I am not high maintenance

by John March 22, 2004

The Dangling Poopie

This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope a shake or two will cut it loose.

Dude! I was like in there foe like 20 minutes trying to drop my "Dangling Poop"

by john March 4, 2004

Inland Empire

Area encompassing San Bernardino and Riverside counties in southern California, also known derogatively as "The 909"

by John March 6, 2003

harkhani

an avid csi fan who is constantly sick

That girl is a Harkhani because she constantly watches CSI and other TV dramas.

by John April 13, 2005

titwillican

a sexual position where one person bones another through the eye socket and into the brain. after the violent banging is complete the living partner eats italian food.

i gave Dean a titwillican last night. i put his body in the dumpster.

by john February 14, 2004

Hoody Hoo

Used by roleplayers when excited or content/pleased

I Did it! I slew the swack iron dragon! Hoody hoo!!

by John September 13, 2003