JoHn's definitions

fucktard

People who believe that anything they don't like can only be liked by "40-year old virgins still living in their parents' house."

Fucktards prefer to view the world with their groin rather than with their brain.

by John January 30, 2004

celerborn

a complete idiot that forces his opinions on to you through stupidity. an ass

that piece of shit celerborn should be a lord, so we can call him lord ass.

by john May 6, 2005

homsar

a hobo or reatarded version of homestar.and he is much shorter

by john October 28, 2003

clam box

pussy, box, cunt, roast beef curtains, slit

Forte says mom's have a lot of lint in their clam boxes because they are too busy to clean down there.

by John December 26, 2003

VBGOD

Some smart guy that knows everything about Visual Basic.

That mans knowledge of Visual Basic is super, almost VBGOD like.

by John October 18, 2003

Rage Aganist The Machine

Best band ever.

Damn, foo. You eva see Rage Against the Machine play live?

by John August 31, 2003

scrump

To steal apples

Let's go scrump behind the woodshed!

by John March 18, 2003