JoE's definitions

basuco

spanish for crack cocaine

yo ese lets go smoke some basuco

by joe February 29, 2004

walking the dog

The act of self gratification through manual hand labor.

Sorry guys, I have to go home and walk the dog.

by joe January 19, 2004

fuck shit

somebody so fucking retarted you couldnt think of anything else to say after you called them a fuck, so you said shit....hence fuck shit

Michael your a fuck......shit

by Joe March 23, 2004

t baggee

The unsuspecting patron having a nutsack rammed into their mouth while they are asleep, then finding their picture on the web a few days later with a ball sack in their mouth

Jim, the t baggee's mandibles hurt from my huge ballsack that stretched out his mouth when i t bagged him

by Joe December 9, 2003

tactision

Tactision is another word for bait.

hurry up and be the Tactision while i snipe those guys

by joe December 4, 2004

Mellis

A small weiner who enjoys the simple pleasures of sci-fi tv.

Man, you are such a mellis
Dam, you just Mellised out.

by Joe November 18, 2003

french military victories

A sign of the apocolypse

French win a war, the earth is doomed

by Joe December 9, 2003