Jj's definitions

lub

someone who puts lights under thier bed.

lub has a sweet life.

by jj June 18, 2005

meat horn

penis, skin flute, cock, one eyed trouser snake,

She really could play the slobber blues on my meat horn.

by JJ July 30, 2003

STANKIN BOOTY ASS

1. Someone who smells like they have bathed inside someone's asshole.

"I'm getting tired of being around yo stankin booty ass"

by JJ May 13, 2005

asota

spanish word used in reggaeton songs

asota me papi
como asotas papi

by jj December 8, 2004

housband

n. occupation name.
A man who works at home for his family, cleaning, cooking, (rearing children,) etc., esp. one who does not work outside of the home.

This is a back-formation derived from housewife and a blending with husband (no pun here, purely linguistics) The e in the base house- is omitted to make the noun masculine. The new base hous- blends with husband, oh la la...you get a housband.

^^ : "I've always wanta be a housband growing up. You know...a professional stay-at-home-dad!"

-_-: "Ha...I knew it...i always suspect you as a queer boy."

by Jj March 21, 2005

gordon keeble

big lump of a car made in the 70's.

"Nice car, what is it?"
"It's a gordon keeble"

by jj August 12, 2003

bagpipes

another name for a lung/bong made of half a bottle and and bag

sort us out a phat creamy bagpipe, dave....

by JJ January 5, 2004