JizzySpunkbubbles's definitions

manshaming

When feminists can't hold a rational debate, they start forcing guilt on men and shaming them by:
-Twisting what's been said out of context
-Putting words that haven't been said into their mouths
-Saying things that are irrelevant to the point in hand
Or any other technique that revolves around blaming the male in a speculative and/or petty manner.

"I tried to point out to Barbara that her girl-only cake sale was sexist but she started manshaming me for the treatment of women in the Middle East."

by JizzySpunkbubbles November 3, 2013

textbookedly

Used to describe absolute perfection

Jim textbookedly parked his car in the extremely narrow space

by JizzySpunkbubbles September 2, 2012

intersleep

Waking up mid sleep just to go back shortly after

I don't recall whether I was awake or dreaming vividly when I intersleep

by JizzySpunkbubbles March 6, 2012

Nuke Booster

Pussy-assed n00b on Modern Warfare 2 organising to ruin online multiplayer by inviting a player onto the opposite team, hide in a secluded area, plant tactical insertions and let one get kill the other 25 times in a row to activate their tactical nuke, so after repeating the procedure many times they can unlock a shitty rotating emblem. Once you locate them and take down the culprit yourself, the one on your team will try to attack you and they will both eventually leave the game whinging.

Guy #1: There's a nuke booster behind that cabin in the north west corner of the map, I'm going to take them out.
Rest of team: OK

by JizzySpunkbubbles December 25, 2009

bean polishing

The act of female masturbation

"Jen spent all night bean polishing, she couldn't walk straight this morning."

by JizzySpunkbubbles August 26, 2013

Facht

A term coined by Rafael Benitez in 2009, to denote what is apparently indisputable to the orator but is considered speculative to others.
It may be used ironically to speak of what is outrightly true, in a slightly humorous way.

"But I want to talk about fachts. I want to be clear, I do not want to play mind games too early, although they seem to want to start. But I have seen some fachts."

by JizzySpunkbubbles August 20, 2013