Bare

The only word that means the opposite of itself.

My cupboards are bare = My cupboards are empty
I've done bare work today = I've done lots of work today

by JizzySpunkbubbles October 26, 2012

Turkey

A Middle Eastern country but its people will argue with you they're European, even though barely 5% of the country is in Europe. Turks have more in common with Asia than with Europe; for one, they are Muslim like the countries on its east side; and two, unlike the Slavic people from transcontinental Russia, the Turkic people (Tajiks, Uzbeks etc) are associated with central Asia than Europe. They are very knife-happy people and are known to turn the weapon on their own relatives, just search for Yuksel Yesilova on YouTube.
Turks are known for their tyrannic behaviour, for example oppressing the native Kurds in the south-east region of the country for many decades and invading Cyprus in the '70s, which is currently disrupting the neutrality of the independent island and further integration into the European Union.

The only argument Turks can put forward for being European is that their country can qualify for the UEFA European Championship, well so can Israel and Azerbaijan and that doesn't make them European countries.

"Where are you going this summer?"
"Turkey"
"hmmm... don't forget your body armour"

by JizzySpunkbubbles February 22, 2013

intersleep

Waking up mid sleep just to go back shortly after

I don't recall whether I was awake or dreaming vividly when I intersleep

by JizzySpunkbubbles March 06, 2012

gaytriarchy

When homosexual attitudes become greatly accept by society, that they influence the behaviour of heterosexual people. The prevalence of metrosexuality can be attributed to the gaytriarchy, where straight males have become self-conscious about their appearance and go through beauty rituals every morning in order to preserve their youthful aurora.

The gaytriarchy has gotten to Jamie, it took him 45 minutes to moisturise and pluck his eyebrows.

by JizzySpunkbubbles January 17, 2014

Grozzle

Slang for nasal mucus.

Ewww, you've got grozzle all over the curtains.
You're grozzling down your face.

by JizzySpunkbubbles April 24, 2010

out-oppress

When people compete with others to see who can marginalise themselves from society more, by applying as many seclusionary labels to themselves as they can.

Ranjita: "I'm a black one-legged lesbian Muslim immigrant, you can't out-oppress me!"
xΔ d2-nQщo: "Well, I'm a fat depressed autistic trans nonbinary genderqueer asexual otherkin vegan anarchist PoC with disabled leg hair."
Ranjita: "I have no idea what you have just said... Do you want a medal or something?"

by JizzySpunkbubbles August 15, 2014