Not the brightest person: Who did you vote for in the 2008 presidential election?
Me: Sure as hell not McCain
Not the brightest person: So you voted for Obama?
Me: Put the puzzle together dipshit
Me: Sure as hell not McCain
Not the brightest person: So you voted for Obama?
Me: Put the puzzle together dipshit
by Jizzy Jan April 10, 2010
When taking a huggeee crap, right as it drops into the water of the toilet, it creates a huge splash. The water from the splash then shoots up into your rectum causing a cold tingling sensation, somewhat like an orgasm, but cold. Thus causing an assgasm.
by Jizzy Jan February 08, 2010
A month that you use to get out of things that you don't want to do. Pronounced "Jew-Lumber". It often only makes people think you're a huge a-hole.
Guy 1: Hey when are you gonna get those survey results?
Witty jackass: On the 32 of Julumber
Guy 1: Prick...
Witty jackass: On the 32 of Julumber
Guy 1: Prick...
by Jizzy Jan January 22, 2010
Something you say when you bite your lip.
Could be changed to "Ouch I bit the inside of my cheek!"
Since they both hurt, and the likelihood of it happening again grows after every time you do it again.
And that shit hurts. A LOT.
Could be changed to "Ouch I bit the inside of my cheek!"
Since they both hurt, and the likelihood of it happening again grows after every time you do it again.
And that shit hurts. A LOT.
by Jizzy Jan February 07, 2010