Definitions by Jizzy Jan

Land 

The shit that you walk on. (unless on a boat or plane....Or on crutches/in a wheelchair) heheh

I'm on land motherfucker

Land by Jizzy Jan February 4, 2010

Fire 

Shit that you do not, I repeat, DO NOT WANT TO FUCKING TOUCH!!!

I touched fire one time in hopes of juggling it. Didn't work out well.

Fire by Jizzy Jan February 4, 2010

Julumber 

A month that you use to get out of things that you don't want to do. Pronounced "Jew-Lumber". It often only makes people think you're a huge a-hole.

Guy 1: Hey when are you gonna get those survey results?

Witty jackass: On the 32 of Julumber

Guy 1: Prick...

Julumber by Jizzy Jan January 22, 2010

Schwimmwagon 

A boat car-hybrid

Schwimmwagon,get it? Swim-wagon?

Schwimmwagon by Jizzy Jan January 7, 2010

Gravity 

1.) Bullshit

2.) A fat person's worst enemy

1.) Me:*Jumps off of the empire state building in hopes of flying*..........*quickly falls toward the ground while screaming"SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIIIIIITTT!!!!!!! GOD DAMN YOU GRAVITY!"*

2.)Rosie O'Donnel(or however the fuck you spell her name i don't care):"Blergh, I tried to get out of bed this morning but my arch nemesis, Gravity, refused to show me mercy"

Gravity by Jizzy Jan December 25, 2009